Welcome To: Happy Elfish Land Llama Club!

Happy Elfish Land Llama Club

Welcome to Happy Elfish Land Llama Club! Here at HELL club, you can fit in just right into one of our big, not-too-large but still just small enough to cluster you to death cabins made JUST for your HELL club needs!


We have a variety of great activities, varying from...





And many, MANY more animal-abusive, self-centered acts that only benefit the lovely HELL club residents!

So please, stop by! EVERYONE (aka only Elves) is accepted EQUALLY (aka only if you follow our strict dress and feature code)!

See you around. ;D

(note this is a joke, don't take this the wrong way you foolish noobs. :D)

 

LOL what the eff? xDDD sure... I'll join for the lulz

 

lol XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

This thread is sick, i almost vomited tears of joyous anger from my eye sockets the second I viewed this terrible webpage. You, sir, should be subjected to Llama Holocaust( I saw on your activity shcedule that that's penciled in for next Wednesday). And like Ryuuga whne I'm supposedly eaten by birds, I will be there to videotape and laugh at your llama genocide-related death.

Btw, where do I sign up?

 

.... be like that you club hogging skank. *walks away*

 

Our schedule varies on how many other clubs we have to ravage and destroy in order to expand our populatory space.

Please check back on wednesday as our activity list may change.

 

Is there any form of baked goods being sold at the holocaust? Because my schedule isn't that flexible. Pastries or gtfo.

 

I hope Cin is that llama.

 

Petty my friend, petty.

 

D: What have llamas ever done to you? D:

 

I can give you a list of over 421 reasons to ignore your point and continue llama slaughter.

 

I rode a Llama once! ;D

 

@Cin: We have a very flexible schedule. Just put all your money into our cause.

@Ryuuga: STOP THE ABUSE. We COMPLETELY condone active violence towards individuals who are dissing our foundation of faith and complete ignorance! ..... (what?)

 

...what? o.o