Walk in your room and see this...

What do you do?

 

"Now you get ready for some cut and then you lift her skirt up...and see a sack of hairy nuts! Now you've officially just kissed a dude!"

I make sure it's not a trap. If it isn't, I tear dat ass up.

 

Nope, not a trap.

 

That ass really doesn't look appealing. :/gasp:

I seriously mistook it for some jello.

 

What? Do you like flat ass or something?

 

Kick that ass so hard like a canon shot

 

Surprised no one used a "dat ass" picture.

 

I'm sorry, what was the question?

Actually, I'd wonder why there is an anime girl in a mini-skirt with her panties down shaking her ass conveniently at my door. For you see, we are real people, and they are anime. Therefore, if we had sex with it, it wouldn't be real, for she cannot exit from the internet.

And I'd beat it like it owes me money.

 

I would say: 'Why are your legs a different skin tone to your torso?

Why have you run away from Animeland and into the real world?

Why are you in the bedroom of a random 16 year old?

Why are you not already naked on the bed?'

 

Am I really the only one who would really whip out the paddle and spank that ****?​

 

Kick it and call the cops.

 

tell it "sorry,but i'm taken.leave now"

 

I don't fuck anime chicks...nothing personal...well...something personal...

 

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To answer your question: Do what happened in the anime. Except I make her count out loud.

 

I'd just scream "You pervert!" and kick it as hard as yo mama. (lol, lame-talk)

 

I'd turn right back out of the room and close the door and flee... because hentai girls have teeth in their vaginas. Also, they've been around the world riding on tentacle monsters' disco sticks.

 

Kanokon is not a hentai.

 

Turn around, open the door to the closet, release the demon from hell I keep in there, and leave the room, conveniently locking the door and forgetting where I placed the key, then turning on Van Helsing with the sound maxed out.