Twilight fans gather around Taylor Lautner.

One hero fights his way through the mob. Once at the front, his face and arms bloodied from the fangirls sharp nails scratching at his skin, he shouts for all of them to hear:
"TEAM SHARKBOY!"
A hush falls over the crowd. The actor, whose dignity has been ruined in exchange for fame and fortune whispers into the young man's ear, "Thank you," and proceeds to run from the fangirls shouting, "I AM NOT JACOB! I AM SHARKBOY MOTHER****ERS!"

 

At least he didn't take his shirt off in that movie.

 

I was hoping he would, though.

 

And still I don't think he has ever been in a good movie because Sharkboy and Lavagirl was a piece of ****

 

Golden ****.

 

Yes golden ****, it gets gold because of its god awful CGI

 

Did it ever occur to you that its CGI unrealistic because most of it is a dream?

 

His dreams must hold very little production value in such a case.

 

No it really never did, that kid must have some ****ed up dreams, first we got a candy and desert place, than we got evil Gorge Lopez, then we got random brains falling down, than we got some guy having wet dreams about a girl being a queen. I'd say that kid is crazy, oh and did you know the person who made the movie just based it off his sons own imagination and ideas? Yeah.....if your a film maker, its not really a good idea to ask your kids for ideas for the movie.

 

He's a kid with a very active imagination who wishes the world could be more exciting. Come to think of it, he's probably a Haruhiist. What do you expect?

 

There's a big difference between unrealistic CGI and awful CGI.

 

I expected a good movie, unfortunately, I did not get that.