Trial court.

Every person at this forum who matters is called here today.

The defendant. This monkey, is charged with the assault and verbal aggravation of this can of toilet roll.

Please... Do whatever people do at these stupid trials.

 

That monkey threw poo at the loo roll. Sentence it to death!

 

All in favour of death please raise their hands.

 

Aye. *raises hand*

 

The defendant will be killed in exactly... Now *Kills with scythe*

 

Wew, that was one long trial.
Now, let's go eat tacos!!

 

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm

talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

 

Can i put the head on a pike on top of my castle? I want to show it off to my people.

 

And so we conclude that after a long trial and a lecture that came cloe to my torturous lcturing about how spamming forums is good.

We have come to the agreement that we shall have tacos.

Hey wait I dont like Tacos *shoots stick at FS* I demand pizza!

 

Okay, let's sentence the monkey to death, put George Lucas in jail for 4 years for screwing up and let's put Jube in an asyllum for the weekend and I'll order pizza. How does that sound?

 

I find the defendant Forsaken Shadow guilty for not ordering pizza.

 

But i want Ice-cream & cookies!

 

All in agremment of me and anniexo banning him again raise your hands.

 

Banning who?

 

I think they mean FS

 

Foresaken Shadowe.

 

Aye. *raises hand*

 

Re-Bans Forsaken SHadow.

Hopefully he'll do a better job at it this time.

 

So he's not goin' to be executed then?

 

No.........

Since he's on my list it doesn't seem right...