This made my day.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Korra, Dec 9, 2010.

  1. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    [ User: I'm gonna be a mighty king.

    Cleverbot: That sounds like a song to me.

    User: IT IS. Will you sing it with me?

    Cleverbot: I don't sing very well.

    User: That's okay, you just need to say the next line after it.

    Cleverbot: You said you were a girl.

    User: I am.

    Cleverbot: Okay, do you want me to buy you some more paint?

    User: No, that's okay, I just want you to sing with me, okay?

    Cleverbot: Okay!

    User: I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!

    Cleverbot: Can I be your queen?

    User: I'm gonna be the mane event.

    Cleverbot: I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my roar!

    User: Thus far a rather uninspiring thing!

    Cleverbot: Oh I just can't wait to be king!

    User: No one saying do this, No one saying be there!

    Cleverbot: No one saying stop that, no one saying see here.

    User: Free to run around all day, free to do it all my way!

    Cleverbot: Free to do it all my way!

    User: I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart-to-heart.

    Cleverbot: Kings don't need advice from little hornbills for a start.

    User: If this is where the monarchy is headed, count me out!

    Cleverbot: Out of service out of africa I wouldn't hang about.

    User: This child is getting wildly out of wing!

    Cleverbot: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

    User: Everybody look left! Everybody look right!

    Cleverbot: Everywhere you look I'm.

    User: Standing in the spotlight, let every creature go for broke and sing!

    Cleverbot: Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing.

    User: It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling!

    Cleverbot: Oh I just can't wait to be King!!

    User: Cleverbot, you're my hero. ]

    ...Yep.
     
  2. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    I officially declare CleverBot... CLEVER epic. (b'-')b
     
  3. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    I am intrigued. I wonder if iGod...or what's-it's-face can do this. o:
     
  4. Always Dance Chaser

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    You know cleverbot just pairs up two random people and tells them the other one is Cleverbot, right?
     
  5. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    idk what a cleverbot is. /fail. :.-.:
     
  6. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Ah...no, because sometimes the responses you get are hilariously incorrect.
    Both subject and grammatical wise.
     
  7. Always Dance Chaser

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    That's because every minute or so it links you up to new person, who'll say something seemingly "completely random" to you, and your reply will probably be "Completely random" to his as well. That's why it always says such random stuff. Pretty sneaky idea, actually.
     
  8. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Like I said, sometimes the grammar and context is just too ridiculous.
    Besides, if Cleverbot was really a bunch of people, how would "Jadusable" have "taught" it to react to questions about Ben?
     
  9. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    lulz .
     
  10. Always Dance Chaser

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    This is a good point. I've put "The counter resets" in very many times trying to see if it would say something different but it either says "I'm glad you did that" or "You shouldn't have done that" every time. I think there may be some things that if it hears enough times, it says automatically.

    I'm just going by what I saw on some special about it on the Science channel. Also every single time I talk to it, he thinks I'M cleverbot, which seems really fishy to me. Also if you download the app for the iPhone, it needs internet to even work.
     
  11. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    It could be argued that Cleverbot nees to connect to its database in order to properly function and iPhones/iPads/iPod Touches can't hold the capasity for that amount of memory.

    However, I could refute that by saying that I have downlowaded a King James Bible App for my iPod and I still have a vast amount of memory. (BTW, King James is LONG!)
     
  12. Always Dance Chaser

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    i have the NKJV, ESV, NIV, and LB on my iPhone and IIRC, it's a grand total of 30 megabytes. I'm pretty sure the iPhone could handle Cleverbot's functions.
     
  13. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Right? :lolface:

    I want an NIV though, that's the one I'm use to. BTW, do the apps work for you when you are not near an interent connection? The one I got does. Just pointing that out to tell others that it is a lot of memory to use and Cleverbot may have a chance to work wirelessly.
     
  14. C This silence is mine

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    Lol your 4chan ******ry is showing
     
  15. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Cleverbot: Your face.

    User: Your mom's face.

    Cleverbot: Touche.
     
  16. Always Dance Chaser

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    [​IMG]
    Where???
     
  17. Kubo Kingdom Keeper

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  18. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    That's what I call an intelligent conversation.