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Firekeyblade is a kitty killer. She has killed several cats and she enjoys making stories about killing cats. HISS! BOO!

 

I do believe the cat was pregnant.

 

FKB, the kitty killer.

 

The cat was pregnant, then she killed the cat preceeded to revive the cat and kill it again. KITTY MURDERER

 

Impact in 3... 2... 1...

 

Et tu, Brute?

 

That's what we should be saying!

 

Good job FKB.

 

Once upon a time, there was a magical kingdom in the near east named Ruthenia.

Ruthenia was not a happy land. The king and his family were happy, but the people were not happy. The king and his family enjoyed happiness throughout, but the people were angry. Why were the people angry? The king had recently made Ruthenia fight their neighbour named the kingdom of Magyar Osterreich in the west and the war was a failure for them, but the people thought the king did not care. The people wanted change. Ruthenia was not a happy land.

So one day the people rose up against the Ruthenian king and deposed him. In the process the kingdom of Ruthenia was plagued with many different groups wishing to not be a part of Ruthenia, or for Ruthenia to be something else entirely. One of the major groups of people fighting in the kingdom of Ruthenia enjoyed the colour red immensely and wished for the equality of all people, regardless of who they were. And the red people won, and the kingdom of Ruthenia turned into the Red Ruthenian Republic.

And the Red Ruthenian Republic grew. The Ruthenian Republic's latest leader, a man made of steel whom most considered a tyrant, led Ruthenia to victory against another neighbour of people calling themselves Allemands. Ruthenia had soon gained a large amount of territory and made the territory it captured in this second war have governments similar to its own. This included the Magyar part of the old Magyar Osterreich kingdom.

And then Ruthenia and a neighbouring nation defining itself on principles of individual freedom across the seas began their own war, but it never happened in full force. There were revolutions of the Magyar, wars between the peoples in the east, and conflicts in the central deserts of the Earth, but despite all of these it never happened in full force. Ruthenia progressed rapidly and was able to reach the stars very soon. The nation of individual freedom also did as well, further sparking the intense rivalry.

But then the economy happened, and Ruthenia began to falter. Eventually, the spiritual force of economy overtook Ruthenia, and, along with the policies of the new leader of Ruthenia, the Red Republic collapsed and turned into something that was not the kingdom of Ruthenia but was not the Red Republic of Ruthenia either.

 

FKB = Fooking Kitty butcher

:3

 

I plead not guilty in a court with a biased and blind jury.

 

It all makes sense now, how could FKB stand for FireKeyblade? In reality it would just be FK. How did I not see this before? This is evidence that FKB has been doing this since at least May of 2007, the kitty killer!

 

No one coerced you to tell a story about a cat's death that soon haunted a store that has fish.

 

Robot Ghosts Cats.

The complete opposite of DPWolf

 

So FKB isn't allowed in Animals Rule?

 

I would be surprised if she was.

To be fair, one of my friends is just the same... their neighbors have cats and they always go and poo on her lawn so she comes to me yelling about how she wishes she could kick them 100m, listening to their cries of pain as it fades into the distance. I just stand there and lol.

 

The cat was hit by a large cart inside the store and died instantly. It was not fried and eaten.