This is how you suck at game commentary.

It's good, but not very. Just watch it. I really don't think this constitutes a thread in the Video Warehouse. And yes, this is me.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE0470205FAFE0670&feature=mh_lolz

 

Well... you gotta remember that being a game commentator or a LPer is about entertainment. You have to sell yourself and make viewers awed by your epicness or you hilarity so that they will come back.

 

I know. My humor just tends to be a little too subtle. I've got this guest commentator on episode 4 who's returning today, so that might be a regular thing. It's much better with her around for some reason.

 

You could always try to impress people by streaming it. That usually gets a lot of views.

 

Gee, I dunno...maybe it's because your guest ****ing commentator is a female? And you know, lots of lonely ass dudes out there. (IF you're talking about the views your commentary gets.)

 

I'm not. I'm talking about the quality of the content of the video.