This is a game

You name an obscenely useless preternatural power and then we move on.

Examples:

The ability to spontaneously produce sharpened pencils coupled with the lack of coordination to throw them to any effect.

The ability to fly, but only as high as you can jump and only as fast as you can walk. It works only whilst flapping your arms ridiculously.

The ability to identify the exact shape of a snowflake.

You see? Now you do.

 

Can produce loads of chocolate in car but melts when it gets hot in the car :lolface:

 

The power to predict the out come of every rock-paper-scissor match that is in your range of sight.

 

The ability to ban spdude from KHV only to meet our armaggedon

The ability to grow a fan from my back in hot days but at the cost of using 100 Batteries an hour xDD

 

The ability to divide b-OSHIT!

 

The ability to vote you for a QT

EDIT: FFF-
FRUITBENDING IS USEFUL.

Um.

The ability to have abilities.

 

The ability of getting inspiration.

Though, that wouldn't be useless to me, at all.

 

The ability to read my mind.

The ability to fill in every bubble of a scantron perfectly.

The ability to blink to the beat of a song.

 

The ability to be able to see through people, but only invisible people.

 

The ability to post in a thread.

 

The ability to speak to animals, but only if they successfully rip any of your limbs off.​

 

Card games on Motorcycles.
That is all.

 

The ability to understand any language and communicate in none.

 

Given the fact that he has forgotten his password, he is basically, in turn, banned, from his own actions

 

The ability to comprehend higher dimensions, exist purely as energy, or unlock any other of the vast, myriad secrets of the universe; at the cost of being unable to tell people how you did it.

 

The ability to shoot spines out of my back a la porcupine in self-defense, and killing myself in the process

 

the ability to repair any electrical appliance, but doing so at the same time, increasing the current of the appliance so the fuse blows and keeps blowing

 

The ability to drool a lot.

The ability to chew really fast but having nothing but liquids in your house.

 

the ability to drown a fish.

 

You do know that passwords can be recovered, right?