Things to do in a supermarket when you're bored

Just post something you might do in a supermarket when you're bored, randomness is allowed :D
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Example:
Go in the changing room, wait a while then shout "THERE'S NO PAPER IN HERE!"

 

Walk around the store and poke everyone you see REALLY hard in the back of the head, then write down their reactions. When you're done, lock the doors and beat up a cashier so that you can announce over the pa-system what everyone's reactions were and what psychological problems they clearly have.

Be sure the fruit are paying attention as well, they need to hear it.

 

If it's empty go zooming along the aisles holding onto the trolleys. Used to do that when I was taking back items unto the shelves. (I was working there)

 

A good sociopathical tendency is to poke a bunch of holes in the bottom of Top Ramen Cups, so when people make it, they get a nice lap full of hot water.

 

Buy awkwardly barcoded items, then draw on the barcode. Even a tiny bit. This will mean that it won't scan.

Then, take it to the tills and watch in amusement as the cashier attempts to find the barcode, then try to scan it, fail miserably, then have to type the entire 20 something long digit in.

Even more fun if they get it wrong =3

 

Let one rip and watch as other shoppers walk by the are holding their noses in disgust. (The advantage of brothers)

 

My friend did that once, he farted at both ends of the aisle, so anyone that walked in or out of the aisle would smell it :p

 

stare at random people as if theyre REALLY ugly. Their reaction is ALWAYS hysterical.

 

Replace the food with insects that resemble the food.

 

I go to the cash register, shoo the bag boy and do his job for him.

Some people just don't know how to handle food anymore. :nono:

 

Push old people over -________________________-

 

I do the same but then I take the register and run :)

 

You just made grocery shopping a helluva lot more interesing for me =D

 

Replace the price labels of incredibly expensive things to **** priced things.

 

Put things on the wrong shelf.

 

You guys are making me laugh..
My sides are hurting. -.-

Ish True, NOBODY knows how to hande food.


Sneak things into your trolley/basket, then if your mum finds out, Say it was the baby.
:3
I dont have a baby in my family.

oh..and...

Swap prices...
make the cheap thing expensive, and the expensive thing cheap.
xDD​

 

Do all the stupid stuff these dudes are posting and get cought by cops.


See how fun it is, trust me.

Get
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I would doodle the S is for Suck Dragon on everything in site. Including the heads of bald persons.

This guy:




Even better: I would act out stuff from video games with a bunch of my friends and have somebody videotape it.

 

You know how near the checkouts, sometimes theres baskets with products in them? Like, sometimes at easter ther'll be like stuffed bunnies in them.Dump them out, go in headfirst with your legs stickng out, and say ''im stuck!!!''then when the cashier comes to help you and says to put the stuff back in the bags, say''you got 2 hands'', give them the finger and walk away with your tongue stickng out.

 

Aye. The advantage of our brothers... that are older. It works out.

You can blame everything on them.