there must be something in the water here

so baby let’s dance
Damn we’ve got the moves. Damn do we have style
My hands fit your hips like a puzzle piece and your poise is spread to me
Like a new disease so your majesty, please infect me

Like a midnight menagerie or something sweet when its needed the most,
I’m pretty sure your as perfectly timed as one can get.
Now I’m hiding in your closet and while this fear is measured in it’s darkness,
our love is measured in anticipation
I’m thirsty for it, are you craving it too?
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All we've got is Captain Morgan.

Got a little captain in you?

 

Yes, I piss it.

 

My blood is 80% rum. Try it. I'm selling $4 a glass.

 

MY PISS IS FREE, MUTHAFUKKAyea

 

I don't like it. *gives money*

 

Thank you.

 

THERE'S A SNAKE!

A SNAKE'S IN THE WATER!q

 

I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUKKIN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUKKING PLANE b*tch.