There is nothing more rewarding than giving a dachshund a bath.

Not even sex.

Sex: Gives you babies and AIDS.
Bathing a dachshund: Gives you a happy brown bundle of joy and ecstasy which, once out of the tub, proceeds to run around the house whilst it dries.

Yes. Bathing a dachshund is better than sex.

 

Just because you have sex doesn't mean you'll automatically get pregnant and gets AIDS.

 

With sex there is a 10% chance of bad things happening and several minutes of pleasure. Unless you're a pig. Pig orgasms last for 30 minutes.


With bathing a dachshund there is a 0% chance of bad things happening and several hours of fun.

Yeah.

 

lolwut
I wish I was a pig.

 

Yeah you do.

 

Actually, I think this is more or less an indicator that he doesn't have sex.

 

So......... You put a hot dog in cold water...?

That's nice...

 

I thought that was Haley's departure thread.