The Two and a Half Men song is stuck in my head.

God help me.

 

Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men...

 

I'm still gonna kill you for setting that song on permanent repeat in my subconscious.

 

You aren't helping.

You can't kill your Secretary of State. I won the Wars of Nordic Succession for you.

 

MEN, MEN, MEN, MEN, MANLY MEN, MEN, MEN...a

 

Touche. And Haseo is too trigger-happy to be trusted with such a position, so you live. For now.

 

We need to stop this.

Johan, I will need your help.

 

I can fill those shoes.

 

Quite excellent.

 

fix'd .

 

KAWKZ Cannons are locked and loaded, Mr. Hwaetenschtien.

... Really now? Have you ever considered taking a position in the Kawkistani government?

 

Yes. Would you like to hear my credentials?

 

Recite them all in one breath.

 

We must fire the cannons at a trajectory and speed suitable for the complete decimation of the song. I have compiled a simple report detailing the exact numbers and have already given it to the soldiers manning the cannons. They are now at standby.

On my mark, Emperor.

3.

2.

1.

Fire.

(And we have a Kawkistani position left for Secretary of Technology)

 

men men men Manly men.... hoo hoo hoo huhoohoo hoo hoooooo.

I'm just obnoxious like that.

 

Indeed you are.

AGH, NOT AGAIN! *repeated facedesk*

 

I would like this...

 

This song gets rid or every song stuck in your head.

 

Your position is on hold along with Dalk.

Emperor John shall decide.

Though we still need a position for Secretary of Transportation and Energy.

 

*deep breath*
IAMVERYGOODATSINGINGANDDANCINGFORSTARTERSBUTICANALSODOSUCHTHINGSASSHOOTLIGHTNINGOUTOFMYHANDANDGROWABEARDTHROUGHSHEERFORCEOFWILLANDKILLPEOPLEUSINGNOTHINGBUTMYMINDANDIHAVECAKE

ANDICANNEVERDIE.
*whooo*