Well kid, you did it. One way or another you angered the gods. Maybe you threatened to hack the boards a new asshole. Maybe you posted some LEWD KAIRIxNAMINÉ YURIs. Maybe you looked at one of the admins funny. But somehow, some way, you got noticed in a classroom full of hooligans, and the teacher sent your ass packing. You're out of the circle jerk. And there's no reversing your fate; all of your hard-earned Likes (pfft) have already been tossed out the airlock. But worry not, little sinner. At the turn of the century, if you've prayed and repented and sacrificed virgins and gotten in good with the rainbow squad on Skype, you'll be allowed a chance to reincarnate as a pure, rosy-cheeked young lass once again. And in the meantime you'll be revered as a martyr, even if you went out on a bitch fit. It's true! Anyone who breaks the law is automatically a heroic vigilante, right? You're like Batman. But with a Keyblade. ...Sorry, board. Keyboard. Authored Delivered from on high by ARS NOVA
