The next time someone asks me why I lambast defensive strategies in video games

I'm referring them to this quote from a Cracked article on zombies

"Do you know why we, as humans, are at the top of the current food chain? Not because we're hard to kill (well, with the exception of Steven Seagal). We're not; we're little more than tasty flesh bags waiting for an errant horn or claw to spill our guts like a meat pinata. No, we're on top simply because we are so absurdly good at killing things ourselves. A good offense, as they say, is the best de-LOOK THERE'S A DUCK! MURDER IT!"

It's fucking genetics :I

 

You tell those pascifist monks how they murder those ducks! BUDDHA SAYS DIE *****!!

 

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