The gang of Intergalactic Ninja Vampire Space Pirates (A.k.a The I.N.V.S.P.)

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Welcome to the Gang of Intergalactic Ninja Vampire Space Pirates, or the INVSP for short. If you be wishin' to join this crew, you'll be makin' a wise choice, as we treat each other like a family, or face the consequences of an angry Cap'n. XD

On this here voyage, we sail the stars of imagination aboard the fine spaceship The Saber, which is said by some to appear like an actual pirate ship, except somehow able to travel through space. Since we're using our imaginations, I'll go ahead and say this is possible. We also recently discovered that our fine ship has, over the years, even seemed to come alive, though whether it be by magic or science (or a mixture of both) we haven't yet learned. Suffice it to say, the Saber is looking after us, and as long as we take good care of our magical ship, she'll be sure to take good care of us too. Awww.

Another new addition to our family is the Space Serpent we recently encountered and tamed. While technically a wild beast, our new pet has been deemed adorable by me, the Cap'n, and though it could easily snap the Saber into shreds, it doesn't, because we feed it treats of giant globs of cookie dough filled with the corpses of our enemies. Awwww. XD The Sea Serpent will aid us in future battles and protect us from enemies, as it is able to be summoned by firing globs of Chocolate Corpse Cookie Dough into deep space.

I be the Cap'n on this fine ship, and swear to do everything in my power to lead my crew to victory! Victory against what, I don't know. Perhaps the Borg, possibly the Daleks, maybe we'll take out a few Sandpeople or something, maybe we'll even make up our own enemies to fight! The possibilities are endless.

The First Mate be the capable Miss Loxare, who did a fine job as Acting Captain while I ran off on my own personal journey.

The rest of the crew be listed below.

Active crew:
Midnight Star, my little Helmsgirl and Chief Medical Officer/Mad Scientist.
. : tale_wind, my rigging ninja and balloon animal maker
Hero of Time, my Swashbuckling Companion Who Will Not Under Any Circumstances Wander Off Nor Argue Because That's Just The Way It Should Be.
Glen, my Maniacal Sith Lord with a Hot-pink Lightsaber, who also is a Cat-Killer.
DarkTraitor, Pine, my Deep Space-Time Diver with her own special theme song
Excasr, my Crew Strategist

Inactive crew (subject to changes as needed):
Cat<3 Sora, my swashbuckling Jack Sparrow.
Cloud4012, my swift-slashing swordsman.
Fearless, my... well, I'm not sure what incredibly long nickname to give her.
~Ryan~, my negotiator/gunner/ninja assassin.
KingdomHearts 350, my... um, again, I have no nickname for you yet.
Destiny's Hand, my top gunner.
Lesumax, my Seemingly harmless green dog but secretly is Meowzebub, The Dark Emperor of The 666 realms of Hell but still a creepy ninja/ lasers and thievery apprentice, also the official lab rat and my bodyguard whom I use as a shield in some of our battles. (LONGEST NICKNAME TITLE HOLDER)
Scruffy, my nickname pending pirate.
SuperHozdic, my other nickname pending pirate.
jojojojo97, my little sister My blaster trigger happy Han Solo advocate.
program, my Socially Awkward Mechanic.
Esther, my singer and actress of the shows in the crew .
Moonlight, my vampire crewmate.
SuicideGirlKiyoha, A.K.A. Zhou Jun from the province of Awesome in the Kingdom of Manly Men.
LostMemory, my Ninja Master
NemisisPrime, my Second Swashbuckling Jack Sparrow who Wanted to be the First but Cat Beat Him to it.
Krown, my Best Chef of the Seven Solar Systems.
Beucefilous, my Officer with a Flaming R in Charge of all Lasers.
Te Deum, my Deadeye Anacaconda, Head Officer Chief General of Administrative Corporal Duties

(Everyone who leaves the crew will not have their names removed from the roster, but rather, will be moved to the inactive section and their color will be taken away. If they return, they will be reinstated, but will have to choose a new color if their original choice is taken.)

While this is not a real RP, there are still some ground rules we need to cover in order to make it fair and fun for everybody. And hey, remember, these are pretty much guidelines, seein' as how we're all pirates and all.

1. Please try to keep cussing, swearing, and other foul language to a minimum. I'm not going to ban it completely, but please try to censor yourself. There are still a few young kids who come to this site, y'know.
2. Be respectful to the other members of your gang, don't insult them or pick a fight with them, we're all a family here.
3. No Mutiny. At all. Ever. ;D Seriously, though, I think I'm right in assuming that I have the loyalties of all existing members of this crew, I mean, they still kept me as their Cap'n for a year while I was gone, even though I tried to officially hand the captaincy over to Miss Loxare, everyone decided that they would let me keep my title until I got back. So, if anyone tries it, I think you won't get very far. XD
4. All in all, just try to have fun with this, we're all here for fun and games.

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I WANNA JOIN

lol

 

I wanna join!!!! I can be the Navigator!!!!

*actually reads the first post*

Wait, I'm also the what?

EDIT

Since this is the new crew roster, I shall be adding the crew!

I be the nefarious Captain Loxare.
My First Mate is the worthy Rienzel, cannon-manner and Chief of all lasers.

Active crew:
DarkTraitor, my Planetary Kleptomaniac (and Anchor)
Midnight Star, my little Helmsgirl and Chief Medical Officer/mad scientist.
Krown, my best chef of the seven solar systems.
Excasr, my crew strategist
Smurfasaurus, my maniacal Sith Lord with a hot-pink lightsaber, who also is a cat-killer.
. : tale_wind, my rigging ninja and balloon animal maker.
Lesumax, my Seemingly harmless green dog but secretly is Meowzebub, The Dark Emperor of The 666 realms of Hell but still a creepy ninja/ lasers and thievery apprentice, also the official lab rat and my bodyguard whom I use as a shield in some of our battles. (LONGEST NICKNAME TITLE HOLDER)
NemisisPrime, my second swashbuckling Jack Sparrow who wanted to be the first but Cat beat him to it.
Ventus108, my Will Turner (Blacksmith).

Inactive crew (subject to changes as needed):
Cat<3 Sora, my swashbuckling Jack Sparrow.
Cloud4012, my swift-slashing swordsman.
Fearless, my... well, I'm not sure what incredibly long nickname to give her.
~Ryan~, my negotiator/gunner/ninja assassin.
KingdomHearts 350, my... um, again, I have no nickname for you yet.
Destiny's Hand, my top gunner.
Scruffy, my nickname pending pirate.
SuperHozdic, my other nickname pending pirate.
jojojojo97, my little sister My blaster trigger happy Han Solo advocate.
program, my Socially Awkward Mechanic.
Esther, my singer and actress of the shows in the crew .
Moonlight, my vampire crewmate.
SuicideGirlKiyoha, A.K.A. Zhou Jun from the province of Awesome in the Kingdom of Manly Men.
LostMemory, my Ninja Master

By request, I shall also be adding the picture entitled "Captain's Farewell".

Spoiler: Captains Farewell

I can't remember the colours, so please re-request them if you want them. Get them before they're gone!

 

i'm here captain

 

I'm in. Awaiting orders.

 

No, What? is another person completely, you can't be What?. XD

lol, you are the unintentionally offensive

Sapce-pirate.

However, you are not my cannon-anner as originally claimed. I mistakenly confused you with Rienzel while writing your nicknames, which I did from memory.

 

Lets destroy those zombies! RAWR!

 

Welcome, all!

lol, yes, let's! But they have to be created first. And, I don't know if we actually have a captain for that or not...

 

I'll find them a captain. then we can singlhandedly win this yet to start war

 

This might be the 37.5% of Finnishness in me talking, but personally I prefer reindeer over regular deer...

 

*(klingon BOOP BEEP BOP)*

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!


My name is Pimpman McFeistypants.

 

It's the flying. Give's it that extra flavor.

lol, I think I'll still call you Mr. RKD. XD

 

Sounds like a DJ name.



DJ RKD in da hizzle......

 

Hey Mari-chan can I join^^

 

Yes, you may. Welcome to the gang!

 

Reporting for duty mate! Now where's the rum? Rum's good.

 

Unintentionally offensive?

That fits me perfectly.

 

lol, yeah, rum's alright.

THIS IS OUR NEW THEME SONG!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8

Haha, yup.

 

Why is there a Teletubbie???

 

MEH RUM?! Where'd it go?!