The DF and Amber Show

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DF and Amber are the Main Characters, I'm the wacky neighbor, and Xaale is their cat! They get him later in the series though. PM me if you want to GS.
The DF and Amber Show

Male Chorus: He's in college.
Female Chorus: She's a high school freshman.
Male: He hypnotized her
Female: over a web cam.
Male: Now they've finally met in real life.
Female: And they've fallen in love and begun a new life.
Both: It's the DF and Amber Show!

*Sitcom Scene Change Music*
DF: Honey! I'm home!
Amber: And just in time! I've just finished dinner!
DF: What is it today?
Amber: Charcoal cake. *Holds out a plate with burned food on it*
*Laugh Reel*
*KS heroically bursts through the castle door*
KS: Never fear! The Pie God is here!
Amber: For the last time Keyblade Spirit, you are not a god of pie and I don't like pie.
DF: Oh come on no-bake, maybe you'll like this one. And besides, what could possibly go wrong?
*Laugh reel*
Amber: I guess you're right.
KS: And besides, why would I do anything to hurt my 483rd mortal enemy?
*Laugh reel*
Amber: True. *Eats pie* Hmm. I actually like this. What's in it?
KS: Cookies, cool whip, peanut butter-
Amber: Peanut butter? *Faints*
DF: YOU IDIOT! She's deathly allergic to peanut butter!
KS: Oops. Well don't worry. I know CPR. Go get help and an AED! I'll give her CPR until you get back.
DF: Okay! *Runs off*
KS: Okay, I know this. Remove clothing blocking the chest. Check for breathing. Lift the chin. Tilt the head back. Wait! I need a filter. *Goes and finds one*
KS: Okay, I've got a filter. So I need to do 30 chest compressions. *Does them* And now give two breaths. *Places filter over Amber's mouth and gives the breaths*
DF: I've got the AED!
KS: Wait, wait! She's coming to.
Amber: KS, I will never trust you again!
KS: Who knew peanut butter substitute could activate an allergy to peanut butter?
*Laugh reel*
DF: Wait. Amber fainted, from peanut butter substitute? Are you sure there wasn't anything else in it?
KS: Yeah. So, are you okay Amber?
Amber: I fainted. Do you really think I'm okay!?
KS: But I revived you. I saved your life.
*Namine Theme Plays"
DF: Yeah, forgive him. He didn't know.
Amber: You don't know that. He might have known the whole time.
DF: Or maybe you just overreacted because he said peanut butter.
KS: Yeah. It was PB Sub.
Amber: Well, okay. Let's hug and make up.
*KS and Amber hug*
*SFX "Awww"*
*End of Episode*

 

Okay... Now care to explain why this is in a '50s sitcom style format?

 

Because fact that it's a bad sitcom makes it funny.

 

Actually. It didn't... For some reason. You should learn more from the Simpsons writers.

 

When you have to explain your jokes, it tends to say something about the jokes themselves...

 

If someone has an allergic reaction you don't do CPR....>_>....you give them a shot from their epinephrine pen.....or call the ambulance.(Hopefully they can help before the victim dies.)

 

Wrong.


Nothing could make this funny.


Nothing.

 

Let me rephrase that.

The very notion that it could be funny is in fact funny.

 

No, you should just give up now.

 

Never!
I will have Episode 2 up shortly!

 

If you dare continue on this, the Gentlemen and I will personally destroy you.

 

And how will you do that?

 

My cat is named Puff. D8<

WTH was that? o_O

1. Cake for dinner?
2. I wouldn't serve anyone burnt food. Ever.

1. You're trespassing, therefore I can shoot you.
2. No one could make me eat pie. Ever.
3. No-bake? Seriously?

I'm not allergic to Peanut Butter. I just hate how it smells.

Pervert.

I just realized, wouldn't it make more sense for DF to do the CPR?

I so would have slapped you right there.

It still smells funny. >_>

I don't hug people who try to kill me with poison peanut butter pies. >_>

DF and I were totally out of character. Seriously. I get the feeling the only reason you used us was because you wanted to make me look ******ed and he's my boyfriend.

If you're thinking about continuing this, don't.​

 

We have our ways. We've done it before.

 

It's bad sitcom. I don't know enough about you to get everything right. And I wasn't trying to kill you. I just didn't know at the time.
*Laugh Reel*
Does anyone think I should change to a laugh track?

 

Look, I am kindly requesting that you not continue this.

I know you think that the fact that it's a bad sitcom makes it funny, but it doesn't.

You say you don't know that much about us, so why even bother to use us at all?

Just because I like DF doesn't mean I wanna see some random badly written script about how he's being completly useless and the author's self-insert character is being all heroic.​

 

Okay. What if I change the the theme song?
I was thinking this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeVXld1M6v8&feature=related

 

That's perttey much why this 'thing that you call a bad sitcom' fails. To me it's leaking with egocentric-ness...

 

How about you just stop completely because you aren't funny and you're reeeeeeally pissing Amber off?