The birds n' the bee's.

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  1. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Mummy n' daddy never explained it to me. Someone please tell me.
     
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  3. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    television taught me.
     
  4. Mish smiley day!

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    Mish doesnt know either. That's why she doesnt feel bad about doing it......dozens of times a day.......for pay.
     
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  7. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    This thread is still open for lack of content.
     
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  9. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    -edited For Content-

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  10. cronoking Chaser

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    Fail. The stork brings it. Dur.
     
  11. Mish smiley day!

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    lol, censors. >_>

    And wtf are you talking about, man? She asked to learn about birds and bees, not SEX! Bloody pervert!
     
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    This thread has lost everything.>_>
     
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    Oy this is quite a sitiation
     
  14. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Well I start talking about sex when it's anything remotly connected to it >D
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    I'm no perv ;_;
     
  15. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Someone being me. =D
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    Oh crap. *flees with bagful of babies*
    But then how does that explain where the baby comes from? Does that mean storks lay babies?
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  16. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    OKAY SO THERE'S THESE BRIDS AND DESE BEES, RIGHT? SO DA BEES ARE NEAR DA BIRDS AND THE BIRDS ARE DARE AND THE BEES AND DA BIRDS ARE BIRDS AND BEES, OKAYZ? SO DIS BIRD ISH LIKE SUDDENLY ONE DAY LIKE TOTALLY "OMG LOOK AT DA BEE, HIS STINGER ISH SO LONG", AND DEN DIS BEE ISH HANGING WIF HIS BEE FRIENDS AND HE'S LIKE "GEY GUYS, YOU SEE DAT ROBIN? SHE GOT BREAST, I'D LIKE TO RUB SOME HONEY ON HER EGGS". aND DEN DID OTHER BEES LIKE, WOW DAT'S A NICE STINGER, AND THEN THE OTHER BEES KILL HIMF OR BLASPHEMY. LATER DAT NIGHT DA BIRD AND DA BEE SCRAMBLE SOME EGSS AND MAKE SOME MUTANT FISH MONKEY THING AND THAT'S HOW BABIES AREN'T MADE JIMMY.
     
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    *dies*

    /fillerz/
     
  18. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    So lemme get this straight.

    Those a momma bird and a poppa bird. And now you're telling me the birds actually have sex with bees?

    What sort of disconnected interspecies bull**** is this?

    Get your **** straight, Cin >:l
     
  19. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    when a man an a woman meet and fall in love, the give out phermones. can you say that children, pher-i-mones! anyway, when they get married (or where i'm from 15) they get naked and do something. i will say in a special talk: **** ***** ****** **** *** ***** *** *** **** **** *. then nine mouths later they have a baby.
     
  20. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    lol

    You've never heard the interracial/gay version of the birds and the bees? It's the new liberal version released last year for parents to teach their kids about sexual diversity and why they should kill gay people.
     
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