The. Best. Song. Ever.

CRAZY BUS

Crazy bus, crazy bus
Riding on the crazy bus
Riding up, riding down
Driven by a funny clown
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony
High as a plane or a balloon-y
Crazy bus, come ride with us
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus
Don't make a fuss, just come with us
Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus

A flat tire is no problem
Because it's only flat on the bottom
A flat tire is no problem
Because it's only flat on the bottom
So let's go! Let's go! Let's GO!

Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony
High as a plane or a balloon-y
Crazy bus, come ride with us
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus
Don't make a fuss, just come with us
Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus
Crazy Bus Crazy!