Tell me /khv/

How does it feel to hold your sister?

 

Don't got one.

 

I have a bro, but he's more like a sis being the wimp he is. :D

 

The only time I'm holding (hugging) my sister is when she's done something amazingly smart, or backed me up on a point I've made, I thank her and thats that. Other times I'm when I'm holding her its because I'm strangling her or trying to kill her, she always ends up pinching/kicking/pushing/punching/biting me so I give up and just laugh at the situation.

 

So wait, you NEVER hold her sexually?

Weirdo.

 

Why would we want to?

 

Because it's your sister.
The one who loves and cares for you?
******.

 

Why WOULDN'T you, is the better question.

 

You mean the one that wanted to give me back to the hospital?

lol we were talking about this yesterday

1. were not lesbians
2. incest
3. it's me

 

oi you, stop that

 

Don't have a sister.

 

I care for her. She's the younger one by three-and-a-half years. If anything she would hold me sexually not the other way around.

As of now, my sister is up for auction. Any buyers, pm me. One of you can have a sister to hold sexually.

 

Two hundred dorrar.

 

She's worth more than that :|

I'll give her to you for a day for that much.

 

Three hundred dorrar. :L

 

I don't think that will cover all expenses for her to travel to you and back, unless you can come up with a smuggling plan.

 

Im sorry but who the **** are you?

 

Simple.

Shoot her across the Atlantic in a catapault.

 

If you think incest is mingin' n' you're sane. :'D