Teal Wars- a kh-vids short story.

**TEAL WARS**
A kh-vids short story
Written by: O R A N G E
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Chapter 1
"BUT....MOM!!" "I'M SO SORRY.....I.....I JUST LIKE TEAL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DISOWN ME!"
Slap
"PLEASE, MOMMY, DON'T DO THIS TO ME-"
Slap
"I'm sorry...I just...wanted a cha.."
Slap
-SILENCE-
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Kitty walked casually down the hallway, leaving her daughter, Orange, in the section she had come from.

The forum was a very very long hall, with rooms branching off in all directions. Most were empty. The news sections was always filled with dark hooded figures known as 'guests' and in the KH section you'd see noobies and Repliku roamin'. The index and lobby of the building was most full, n' each person had their own room, or user CP, in which only themselves and admins were allowed in to. However, the most crowded and largest room was always the spamzone. Everyone lurked there, n' it was chaos. Normally, kitty would come out of the user CP n' go right into this room. But today, she passed it up.

"KITTY!" everyone shouted as she walked past the room; kitty often made her way down the hallways in the dark cloak of a guest so as to make herself invisible, so any day she didn't, she was immediately called out to.

But she was not going there today. Kitty put a hand up to wave to all the unknowing users but continued on her way down the hallway, passing many guests and noobs and smiling the entire time.

Then she approached the brick. She stopped cautiously and looked both ways before quickly equipping herself with the cloak of a guest; only admins and s. mods had the power to see through these, and she had checked to make sure that they were in their own little worlds in separate parts of the forum.

"Cross dresser" she whispered nonchalantly to the brick marked with a single pink crayon line. Immediately after she looked around again. This section was never full; the designated brick was located between Family Holidays and The Community; very dead sections of the forum. But she needed to be absolutely watchful and deadly wary nonetheless.

Slowly, the brick slid backward, replaced by a pair of bright pink, peeping eyes.

"What is your name?" It whispered in incredibly hushed, barely audible tones.

"Puss in Boots" kitty whispered, her eyes darting around the room.

"What is your quest?" The same voice called out.

"To report information on the plans of the enemy that could possibly bring defenses up 10%."

"What is your favorite color?" The same voice echoed, this time more smug.

Kitty's lips curled into a beautifully thin smile as James Bond-esque music began playing out of nowhere.

"Pink." The music swelled to a massive crescendo.
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"WHAT IS THIS?" shrieked cocohints, the leader of the Teal rebel forces. She was absolutely swelling in a glorious beacon of red light. Her presence was obvious wherever she went, and as soon as she entered the room all of the currently pink users could not hide from the massive amounts of light she emitted.

Straight as a stick, looking at nothing in particular, stood Pyro with funny o, a high ranking teal officer. She sported a gas mask; she had obviously just returned from a mission. She had some sort of deformality in the o of herself. There were many rumors that went around as to how she got it. Some say it was a birth defect. However, this girl loved fire and had many years of warring experience, so only the optimists believed that load of crap. When asked, she'd simply smile and laugh a crazy, sweeny todd-like laugh. Nobody ever asked more than once.

"Ma'am!" She called, not blinking an eye or moving a muscle. "Agent Orange has leaked to her mother."

"NO!" coco yelled louder than before. Pyro responded with a swift nod.

" I could sense trouble letting her in, her own mother on the other side. Send her down here!"

Immediately after finishing the word send, the door burst open; DemoN:||D@ys and VideoGameNerd426 entered with stone faces wearing guard uniforms, dragging a petite, barely conscious ginger wearing pink robes. (Everyone wore pink robes at the time; premiums were not permitted to wear anything else except coco who was bursting red due to mod-dem)

"Who found her?" bellowed cocohints, her face bulging with rage.

"squiggle Amber squiggle, ma'am" responded Pyro.

"SUMMON HER." Erupted coco.

Another 2 seconds later, and ~Amber~ burst into the room.

"Ma'am yes ma'am." She screeched.

"Where did you find Agent Orange?" coco interrogated, spitting at Orange as she spoke.

"She was perched near the rules section, so nobody was around her. No one ever goes there." ~Amber~ answered in the same militaristic way as Pyro with funny o had.

Coco, who had been pacing, stopped short at this.
"Then why were you there, agent squiggle?"
"I was looking to see if torpedoes were against the rules." ~Amber~ responded with no hesitation.

coco began pacing again, this time laughing manically.

" You're so naïve, squiggle amber squiggle. You must understand. We Teal's don't DO rules."

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Chapter 2

"beep beep beep beep beep beep." Rosey listened to the tones the keypad made as she hesitantly keyed in her password to the large brass doors of the immense forum she used to enter every day and never leave. Then, she stepped back and waited as the familiar structure croaked to life, revealing the huge interior area that was the forum index. As she walked in, several of the sinister cloaked guests crept in along side her before the doors slammed shut, as they always did.

The atmosphere once she entered was a bit disheartening. The index was always jam packed with people, pinks and norms blending with one and other, gossiping as usual. These days pinks were becoming incredibly common, and so to see someone in pink robes did not give near the breathtaking thrill it used to. However, this was not the reason she was sad. Back in the glory days, she'd had purple robes. She'd enter the index, robes glowing with the massive power of a super mod, beaming with happiness and basking in the colossal amounts of attention she'd receive from every type of member the second she walked in.

Today, nobody noticed her for quite a while. The newer members had never heard of her, and it took a minute for the older ones to detach themselves from current conversation and notice her. Rosey sighed. This wasn't how it used to be. After a bit of looking around and stopping by her CP, she wandered her way into the near empty premium section.

The room was huge, filled with old and dead topics, and barely active. Rosey went up to the wall as usual and browsed by each bulletin board that represented a topic before noticing one in particular- this one had a poll. She jogged past a few insignificant board topics and stopped at this one. "The new color poll xD" it said at the top, created by ~Amber~. The poll stuck above, a small tally sheet waiting for Rosey to make her mark on. The choices: Teal, Keep it Pink. Then, Rosey's eyes fell to the many pieces of paper with people's replies on the large board followed, reading things such as "PIIIIIIIIIIINK!" to "Get over yourself, Teal ftw.". However, these posts would not sway her decision. Without hesitating, she pulled out her posting pen from her pocket and jabbed it onto the "Pink" side of the poll, leaving a significant tally mark. Her pen was now deactivated for that poll and would not be able to leave another mark.
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"EAGER McBEAVER! EEEEEAGER MCBEEEEAVERRR! WHOREEEE GET OVER HERE!" Came a cry from a frantic worker draped in especially extravagant pink who was carefully manning the computer and surveillance systems.

A second later, two girls rushed into the room. One was American with short brown hair, the other a dark haired brit who was wearing a police helmet.

cronoking turned away from the computers almost immediately after they entered the room. "Eager McBeaver. Sorry, Town Bicycle, I was far too broad in my methods of calling. I forgot we've got two whores here. You are not needed.

The brunette, Town Bicycle, swiftly nodded and smacked her ass justly before pivoting out of the room as crono turned his attention back to the older of the two whores.

"Right then. Eager McBeaver, look what we've got. New recruit." Spoke crono, pointing to a small screen in the upper left corner of the massive wall of surveillance camera views.

"HER?!? She's like, 6. Why is she even allowed to be a part of forums at all?" Spat Mish, clearly questioning the small blonde shown on the screen's eligibility.

"She's 14 and you know she used to sport the mark of a purple.." Replied crono. This comment obviously brought Mish to her senses. crono looked her directly in the eyes as he continued. "..Just like you."

After a long moment, Mish turned away from him and took a deep breath.

"Open the trap door." She hissed. He immediately toggled a switch, and the pair watched as the small girl who was simply browsing topic boards fell through a hole that seemed to appear randomly out of the ground and screamed helplessly.

As soon as Mish saw this it was enough. She turned out of the video room and made her way to the lobby, where she knew Rosey would landl. From there, she sat on a couch and waited for a bit until the door from the ceiling opened and a distant scream could be heard rapidly gaining volume. Mish did not react to this. She began to file her nails.

A few seconds later, the screaming abruptly ended with a thud, thus followed by a loud "Mish what the hell is wrong with you... and where the shit am I?" from the new arrival.

"Calm down, Flexible Thorn." Said Mish in the calmest of tones, putting down her nail file and smiling up at Rosey with confidence.

"What the hell does that mean?" yelled Rosey, her anger growing.

"No need to overreact, Flexible Thorn. Can we please have a chat now? Sit down. There's tea."

This obviously spooked Rosey a bit. She looked around to make sure nobody was near before slowly edging her way to an armchair adjacent to Mish's. Somehow, tea had accumulated. Mish picked up a cup and took a large gulp. Rosey did not touch hers.

"Yes, anyways, Flexible Thorn, we were hoping you'd join us in the fight to keep pink." Mish said, still remaining calm, now sipping tea. Rosey looked at her as if she had 30 dicks. (She may have, but that's beside the point.) She continued, not swayed in any way. "...Of course now that you've been here and seen this place, you have no choice.........but it's polite to ask." She finished.

Rosey seemed a bit creeped, but knew what was good for her so forced herself to laugh. Gradually, the laughter grew in intensity. Through the fit, she managed to blurt out "So this is what this is about? Just the premium color?" before she continued kicking her legs and straining her abdomen while emitting odd sounds.

"Just the premium colour? JUST THE PREMIUM COLOUR?!?!" Replied Mish, obviously angered.

"This is not JUST the premium colour! Besides being a colour we must wear EVERY SINGLE DAY for EVERY SINGLE POST we EVER make, it is a matter of pride. Our colour shows who we are; it is our essence, our very being, represented by fragments of our person. If the color is nothing, what's next to be nothing, our rep? Our post count??!??! OUR JOIN DATE, FOR HEAVENS SAKE?!?!?! LORD!" Finished Mish, delivering the speech with absolute perfection equivalent to that of a radiant politician.

Rosey managed to suck up the laughter after a few tries. "Right. I suppose I'll help then. Not like I can't."

"Wonderful....Flexible Thorn." Smiled Mish as she got up, exiting the room. "Exit." she said, simply. "You may be summoned at any given time and are expected to come. Refer to me as Eager McBeaver. You will encounter other comrades who will tell you information when the time comes." She recited before exiting.

"Wait!" Rosey shouted, wanting to ask more.

"I've got business to attend to with Puss in Boots." Was Mish's reply. She would not say more. Rosey sat there, confused. She wanted to leave. Yet she did not know how to get out and Mish was out of earshot now. She stood from her chair, sighing , and looked around the room a bit. Obviously she could not leave the way she came. She began to seek an alternative exit.

"RROOOOOOOOOSAYYY~!" Shouted a loud voice from behind followed by a crushing impact. Before Rosey realized what was occurring, there was a large Tootsie atop her, smiling wildly, and before she could comprehend this, Tootsie sprang up and began bounding about the room, randomly incorporating various somersaults and other gymnastic-like movements into her step. A constant '8D' look was etched upon her face. "GLADDD YOU CAMEE!" She screamed, obviously mega-energized, and before Rosey could get up, she grabbed her hand and practically sprinted her over to a long staircase. Not letting go, she bounded her way to the top. Rosey endured various spectacles like this in a row before finding herself sitting in the deserted hallway between Family Holidays and The Community with Tootsie bouncing down it already 20 paces ahead of her.
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"PLEASE!" Shouted orange, tears streaming down her cheeks as she stared at the ground. "I'M SORRY...SHE...SHEE."
Thump. She was hit with a bat, once again.
"N...no...why...I didn't.....say.....about torped....os..."
Thump . The blow was harder this time.
"I just...she's my mom...."
Thump. This time, she looked up, her watery eyes focusing on the face of coco, her interrogator.
"Why is it always me?"
This time, coco was outraged and snatched the bat from tummer, one of orange's torturers, and used it herself.
No more words came from orange's mouth.

"She's of no use." Coco said, dropping the bat and turning briskly away from the scene. "She won't tell us the full extent of what she's spilled."

"Ma'am, are you considering the fact that maybe she did not spill any more?" asked Sora 13, a guard standing at the doors of coco's roomy office. He was obviously far softer than coco; he was looking at the crumpled mass of orange with concern in his eyes.

Coco rushed up to his face. 2 centimeters away from him, she spat "Are you questioning me?"

Sora 13 did not say any more. Coco returned to her desk and put her face in her hands. A second later, she erupted from her chair shouting. "IDIOTS. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS. SOMEONE GET MISTY IN HERE."

Sora 13 and TCO, the other guard, ran off to fetch Misty and returned a few minutes later.

Misty entered the room on the phone, obviously uninterested in the events, followed by Sora 13 and TCO returning.

Coco had turned around in her chair and heard her come in. "Glad you've come, I needed an S. mod in here, I was wondering if you could.." and she turned around, noticing that Misty was paying no attention.
"... What are you doing?" questioned coco, not hiding her annoyance.

Misty laughed and held her hand up, signaling to coco it'd only be a minute but not making any effort to end the conversation. Coco waited for a bit, then shoo'd her. Misty barely noticed as TCO and Sora 13 pulled her out.

"Get me Shades. He'll crack her." Coco ordered, obviously annoyed now. TCO and Sora 13 hesitated for a second. "GO!" screamed coco. They ran, and as they had with Misty, returned shortly after with Shades following them.

"Ma'am." He said as soon as he saw coco, straightening his body.

"It's orange." Was all the command coco needed to give. "Do what you must."

Shades nodded to coco before approaching the small girl, who was still chained up and looking at the ground. She noticed footsteps growing nearer to her and glanced up at him with hope in her eyes, then once she recognized him, it was immediately drained. Her gaze fell back towards the ground.

Shades stopped a good 3 feet from her. She did not move. He stared at her. Then at coco, who was watching intently. Then back at her. He motioned for tummer and advent_of_apocalypse, the men standing by with bats, to step away. They followed orders.

After looking around once more, shades bent down to orange's level.

"Hello, orange." He said. She looked up with sadness in her eyes. "Hello Shades." she responded calmly.
"Could you please tell me what you've spilled?"
"Already told them."
"Anything else?"
"No...are you going to hurt me? Please don't."
Shades' calm expression faded away. She would not talk. He looked away from her and reached into his pocket, pulling out a small, perfectly round, orange fruit.

"Now orange." He said, still crouched at her level. "I'm going to ask you again: What else did you spill?"
Orange's eyes grew wide. Why did he have an orange? Still, it would not sway her. "No....nothing.." she said, beginning to cry.

Shades turned away. "I really hate to do this...." he said, pulling out a pocket knife. He turned back towards orange, raising the pocket knife high above the round fruit clasped in his hand, extra slowly, so as to give her a chance to talk before he harmed It. Orange was sobbing now, watching in horror as one of her kind was nearly slayn....

"I TOLD HER ABOUT THE ATTACK WE'RE PLANNING NEXT WEEK." She screamed. Shades stopped and put his pocket knife away. Orange deflated and began to sob full on.

Coco smiled.

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"NO!" Screamed Mish, obviously shocked. She did not recover immediately, so kitty slapped her in hopes she'd compose herself. The slap was effective. Mish jumped back into the conversation.

"You're sure?!?!" she asked kitty. This was rare. Mish did not get stressed. This had to be big news.
"I heard it with my own ears. They're planning an attack next week." Confirmed kitty.

Mish closed her eyes and took deep breaths, obviously attempting to get a hold of herself. "Very well then." She said, her calm manner back. "It is time to call her in."

Kitty's eyes widened. "Are you sure it's the right time?" she asked, dumbfounded. She was NOT expecting this to happen.

Mish looked at kitty for a long moment and nodded deeply before turning back around.

"Yes, Puss in Boots. We need to bring in....Girly."

Well, I figured all out warfare between the members would be lulzy. xD

All those who voted in the poll shall be in.

EDIT 8/18/08: Chapter 2 added guys. You're so demanding D:
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Lol, awesome. Short but sweet.

Coco is a very demandin' woman. *fears*

More. kthxbai

 

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The things we'll write KHV stories upon these days.

 

Magical, aren't they. ;P

Hawt elf is hawt. ;D

 

"Squiggle Amber Squiggle" xD

Keep it commin'. B|

 

hehe this is going to be good.

*runs to find poll*

 

xDD That's great. Write more.

 

I didn't get to post because of the stupid DBE kicking in earlier today.. RAAAAAAAGE


Yay for Holy Grail reference! ^^

Omg this is awesome... Just... awesome! XD Usually I'm some sort of naive character, so it's nice to see a change for once. Teal leader even frightens me. o.o

Carry on with whatever you were doing. :>

"I was looking to see if torpedoes were against the rules."

... XD

 

xD That's the point- it's the opposite of how nice n' sweet you actually are xD

Glad you liked. C:

xD I'll start writin' more later.
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Well teal is serious buisness, after all. :3

Can't wait! I miss these stories.

 

oh my god omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

I wanna be in ittttttttttt

 

HHHmmmm. interresting..... wait, why am I the only non prem/staff member posting?!

 

XD




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Skimmed it and didn't see my name, and as we all know I'm to lazy to read anything that has nothing to do with me. Though the parts I caught a glimpse of seemed pretty good.

 

Oh, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! :rofl: That was sexy O R A N G E! lawl. Am I second in command? xDDD

I hope to see more of this story, love. 8DDD


Shouldn't this be in the Creativity Corner? O.o?

 

XDDDDDDD <3​

 

We need more pwnsome stories like this. <3

 

*bump*

I demand more, woman. >|

 

Quoted for truth. <3

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And the sexyness. 8D​

 

Squiggle Amber Squiggle,lmao.

Orangey should post more soon. x: