Swine Flu thread...

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  1. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    Post your zany tales and experiences with the current outbreak of the swine flu!
     
  2. Juicy Chaser

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    Its terrible, I scoffed my food, ate like a pig this morning...

    wait wat that happens anyway
     
  3. Yozora Archer

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    two words for you


    zombie apocalypse
     
  4. Fallen King Kingdom Keeper

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    Exactly, Don't Get Bit People The End Is Near
     
  5. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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  6. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    It needs more cowbell.
     
  7. thecoder180 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The three basic words to prevent swine flu...

    WASH


    YOUR


    HANDS.

    And wasn't renamed to th H1-F1 virus or somethin'?
     
  8. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    But how's this posible if one of the symptoms is lack of appitite?
     
  9. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Guiz i have problem.

    I eated the pork. A lot of the pork.


    Guiz i don't want to die guiz don't let me die, guiz. What do i do? I EATED A LOT OF THE PORK, GUIZ. PORK IS PIG PIG IS SWINE I FEEL SICK I DON'T WANNA DIE GUIZ.
     
  10. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    Drop and DO A BARREL ROLL
     
  11. Smackdoodle McGiggles Hollow Bastion Committee

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    violent coughing
    diarrhea
    body ache
    vomiting
    lack of appetite
    nausea
    sore throat
    runny nose

    thats what happens to you, and there is currently few medicines that can cure it
     
  12. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Fixed .
     
  13. Smackdoodle McGiggles Hollow Bastion Committee

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    actually there is a cure...... the reason people say there isnt is to not have people cured, and then infected again
     
  14. 007 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    in the past, people said there would be a black president when pigs flew.
    on Obama's 100th Day speech, swine flu
     
  15. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    So the government is lying to us about our safety? How shocking.

    Oh wait.
     
  16. Smackdoodle McGiggles Hollow Bastion Committee

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    bingo.....
     
  17. fadedphantom King's Apprentice

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    Exactly. Finally somebody voices the truth. There is a cure. Stop panicking. The end.
     
  18. Smackdoodle McGiggles Hollow Bastion Committee

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    its called limited supply with a high demand....
     
  19. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    It's actually the point that the governments are afraid that if they start mass producing the cure, the virus will adapt and we'll be left completely defenseless against this.
     
  20. fadedphantom King's Apprentice

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    Even so, everyone seems to be convinced that there is absolutely no cure for this, so therefore we are all doomed. And that is totally not the case.

    Now, if we run out of the cure... then we'd be in trouble. But according to my dad (an anesthesiologist) there is a lot of it right now.

    That's true too. But at least there's something.