Just here to tell you how AWESOME I am, y'know. So there was this one queen ***** right, she was pretty freaking fat, but she had this one hot daughter, but my genome brother was with her, **** was not cash. Anyway, so i'm working with the fatty to take over the world and **** and get this, just as we're about to get all the eidolons, I ****ING BETRAY THE ***** AND DESTROY HER ENTIRE FREAKING KINGDOM! **** was awesome man and I'm doing this while commanding a freaking army of black mages, did Vayne ever command an army of BLACK MAGES? Hell no. But then my creator tells me some bullshit that I have a lifespan and **** and I'm all like "AW HELL NO" so I absorb that fatass's soul and go into freaking trance form. Then you know what I do? I BLOW UP MY ENTIRE FRIGGIN HOME PLANET WITH A SINGLE MAGIC SPELL! DID KEFKA EVER BLOW A FREAKING PLANET? Oh what's that? He "ruined" the world? HAH! Guess what? I FUCKING BLEW UP MY WORLD! AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO GO INTO ANY GOD MODE OR ANYTHING! So now that I know that I'm gonna die, I'm all like "THIS UNIVERSE IS GOING DOWN WITH ME!" and so me and my bro and his party members have this AWESOME duel to the death and then I'm all like "fuck this shit" and I use freaking Ultima and guess what? THEY DIED! YEAH! I FREAKING KILLED THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN THE GAME! Huh? Sephiroth killed Arieth? Yeah well you know what I KILLED THE ENTIRE CAST! But then in the afterlife they fought this guy named Necron and being the ****** he is, he revived him. Talk about a total buzz killington. Yeah, I am pretty badass.
Hey Degenerates, My name is Rorschach, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are degenerate, disgusting, whores and politicians who spend every second of their day looking up and yelling “Save us!†You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever looked down and whispered “No� I mean, I guess it’s fun being a prostitute because you can’t be awesome like Truman, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than killing a small girl and feeding her corpse to your dogs. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was one of the original Watchmen, and have this badass ink blot mask. What bad ass moves do you have, other than “compromise in the face of Armageddon� I also eat canned beans, and love beating animals (just split a dog’s head open, **** was SO cash). You are all gutter people who should just let me kill you. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and that dog I killed.
