Step 1: Go to the Spam Zone

Step 2: Click on this thread.

 

The idiot test.

 

Step 3: Don't profit in the least.

 

That, my friend, just earned you points. :3

 

Can you repeat step two again? I seem to've gotten lost somewhere in your instructions.

 

Step 4: Repeat until dinner is ready

 

Depends what's cooking, maybe Sweet and sour pork, maybe carbonara- whatever's in the fridge.

 

Oh well, it's 10:43pm here so I've already had my dinner but you should eat lots of vegetables and get some fibre and carbs in there too ^^ Screw it! Go for the cake