Someone must tell me

How can I become an attention whore? I want to be one. It seems like a nice change of pace. Also, for the 6+ hours I spend on here per day I actually do relatively nothing. So like uh. I need a video of my Solid Snake impression then you'll understand.

 

Step one: take off clothes
Step two: turn on webcam
Step three: ??????
Step four: Profit!

 

?????? = Paying Customer (Mish)

 

So far this hasn't yielded promised rewards. Me no like it. Me use me at front of every sentence and/or independent clause from this day hence. Me, I like saccharin.

 

1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. Profit

 

1.BIG TEXT BECAUSE YOU WANT EVERYONE'S ATTENTION
2.Take a dozens of picture and post them in every single page of "Post your picture here"thread (some of them you sleeping lolol)
3.Follow trends
4.Make 10 threads in spam zone (some of them may say "WUT U THINK BOUT ME LOL")


.-.

 

Become a Photo whore then make sure you stick up for people, because then you'll get de-repped, and de-repping is good.

Rep loads of people and people will like you. But include reason.

Marry a popular person... XD

And stick people in your sig.

Quote funny things

GOOD sigs.

HAWT.

...yeah, thats about it.

 

This is going out to anyone who reads this. I'm getting married. I don't know to who yet but appearance is a moot point, money is not necessary, and really personality wise it won't make a difference. I've set the bar low so I think I'm gonna get a lot of replies to this. Are you username LadiesMan217?!

 

*blinks*

Make 12340293029580295 threads going 'OMG GAIZ Y DUNT U LIEK MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And lots of emotes :/

 

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