Someone just emailed this to me

My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy.
My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, " Don't cry, Mommy and " and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, Even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr. Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates Will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better.

Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.

I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You,
Billy " Smiles " Evans

 

Did you forward it?

 

My god, I bet whoever came up with this email is laughing their ass off right now. I know I am.

 

I laughed because I'm 98% sure this is fake, but that makes me feel bad in case it actually is true. :c

edit: wait I just saw the "bury it's turds" part.

 

This made my day. I thank you Cin :3

 

That was fantastic

 

Yes, I'm sure there's truly some child out their who's body consists of a burlap bag and the leaves inside of it.

 

but what if it was scientifically possible. :<

 

may i sig?

D:

 

You guys are heartless.
You should forward that email and help this poor kid.
His burlap bag filled with leaves is killing him.Slowly.

 

I'd be honored.

 

Misty, you should go to sleep right now.

 

That is the best chain letter ever.

 

I wanna print it out and shove it alllllllllll over my school.

 

I know that it could never happen but it's still sad. D: except not the kitty bit.

 

Trust a girl to show even a bit of sympathy to blatant bullshit, ****ing conscience, does no good.

 

It's like that Christmas Shoes song, you know it's not true but it's not humanly possible to hear without crying.

 

[I'm a girl >: ]

 

Whoever wrote that chain letter had a vast imagination and much time on their hands to think of all that bullshit.

I praise them.

 

Well if that aint a shock to all in the land.