Somebody Help me! I'm Jim Carey! For the moment anyway...

No seriously....I have this mood condition where I'm like a sponge to other people's personalities! If I watch a movie and there's a character I relate to in anyway, I can never control who, I suddenly inherit an automatic train of thought of WWTD(What would they do). I'm not really sure if it's a curse or a gift, but it's really freakin' annoying, because I recently saw Ace Ventura. Yeah, you can pity me now.

I swear to God, I'm not kidding about that mood thing!

Here's a list of characters I've recently practically-become:

Aslan, after seeing Prince Caspian.

Martin Tweed, from the movie American Dreamz, where Hugh Grant plays a complete jerk of a tv-judge relative to Simmon Cowell.

And, of course, Ace Ventura....

But not only in character, but also sometimes in the way I look too! For Examampl-eo: I watched The Mask, the first one with Jim Carey, and I was able to pull a complete array of Carey's faces and voices, not the masks of course. (Haven't totally mastered to the degree of my eyes shooting out of my skull) Then, I watched another movie and my face was taught. And I wasn't sick or anything! Now, after seeing Ace, guess who's back Mr. really slackjaw, weird grin, and all of their facey-friends I know it doesn't seem believable me just typing it, most of the time you gotta see it. And sorry, don't a have a camera.

Not to mention, on some occasions, my mood sticks to one character for a long time period if I don't watch any other movies. I was stuck as a jerkish Martin tweed for a week before Cartoonnetwork aired Ace Ventura: Call of Nature hours ago. Don't make me tell you about the depression of 2005. I watched Brokeback Mountain, and then for a whole two days nothing else was in theaters or on TV. Enough said.

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