So

What's third base again?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex

 

.5 sticky eyes
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath
4.5 hand snogging
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants.)
10 the full monty

Use the snogging scale. >:|

 

wut saasd

 

i loled at that scale its pretty accurate too

 

What happens when the first inning is up and its the other team's turn to bat?

 

Misty just taught me about sex.

What a unique day.

 

What am I, ****ing Michael Phelps?
I can't hold my breath for three minutes.

 

lest you actually need to.

 

You have a nose. Breath through that.

 

But it says without a breath. :B|:

 

Mouth breathing is implied.

 

Forgot that one.

 

Hah, this scale makes me feel good about myself.

 

Shut it non-virgin :<

 

:c agreed.

 

:B|:

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Here, now try.

 

Never knew what a snorkeling mask even did. It has no air supply and underwater it doesn't connect you to air so I don't get it.

 

There's a tank of oxygen on the end of that thingy.