So, you're at school, you open your locker and then...

Whaddoyado?

 

Tell her she missed a spot whilst cleanin'.

 

Facepalm the chick, and say "Should've had a V8."

 

Depends. Is it a trap?

 

Sadly, no.

It was obvious she's really trying to steal your homework.

 

I'd have to take it upon myself to clean up her act.

 

Harr-dee-harr-harr.

EDIT: Bum-Dum-Dum-Tshh.

 

Ask where my sandwich is at.

 

I don't have a locker...

 

Same .

._.

 

Wonder when my life became half reality and half anime.

 

Query myself on why the hell I hide brooms in my locker, and come to the realization that I am actually legally insane.

 

And, fine, if you don't have a locker, she's in the closet in your room.

 

close the door and walk away.

 

In that case i'd ask her where the monster went.

 

What if your closet is actually an Armoire?

 

I like how nobody said "rape" or "sex." :lolface:

 

rapey sexy rape-sex

 

What do you mean? Shes a little ki-

oh wait...nevermind...

 

I'd molest it.