So now you can REALLY have EDWARD....

[Inside of you..



With the Twilight Dildo....


No joke..and it really sparkles....]

 

They're called dildos.

 

I didnt want to get a warning...but oh well

*edits*

 

LOL. I heard about that from someone on Twitter! XD

 

I bet you so many fangirls are happy right now....

 

If you mention that Edward's endorsed it or used it, *then* the fangirls will go crazy XD

 

...well this is kind of tough...

I'm trying to figure out what I should be more scared about. That a dildo like this actually exists or that you somehow found out, haha.

 

I would probably be scared about how it actually exists XD

 

Oh that's fantastic.

I'm sure they'll sparkle.

Now those Twihards can get fucked by Edward Cullen.

REALLY sink your teeth into him now.

 

/b/ helps....Yes, I go on /b/

 

And this is why I hate the majority of people on this earth.

 

I turned off my computer when I saw it.


And really thought about destroying my twilight books. D:


Why do fangirls do this?

 

I'm so glad i'm no longer a fangirl x.x
But I have no idea why they do that. I would like to find out though. *questions people*

 

Because, I'm afraid to admit this, but:

THEY HAVE NO LIFE. THEY'RE ADDICTED/brainwashed.


FIRE IS TOO EPIC.

 

^^^ Oh so true XD
But Twilight fans eat you alive. It's kinda scary sometimes DX

 

I know. It's like they'll bite you or murder you if you give your opinions (and they aren't great) to them.

 

I know..but to have a fictional person from a books penis inside you?



:/ No

 

Why would anyone want a replica raisin?

 

I'm really starting to wonder how much money this will make...
And who the **** will buy it XD

 

Because the majority of them, which are the same ones that'll buy that dildo, cannot get laid.