1. Why the hell wasn't I told when I had the opportunity to sneak into his bags? 2. How the hell did he afford it? 3 What does KHV think of my obviously frugality challenged uncle who can't even tell his nephew about his horribly planned trip?
1. Because he already had kidnapped Megan Fox and put her in there for those "dull moments" 2. Made money by selling sex slave on ebay. 3. N/A
