So my dad is evil

He just slapped my little sister across the face ._.

Yeah it was a happy dinner table :'D

 

My mum did that to me once because I misspelled something =.=' I still hate her for it...​

 

Parents are damned scary when mad :v

 

Even scarier when they curse in a different language.

 

My dad gives me slight pats on the head all the time, it's for motivation :D

 

No me gustan cabrónes polígamos.

 

That kinda sounds like something my dad would say... What did you actually say?

 

Silly child.

 

I think he said something about your mom.

 

Ah, that is kinda something he says to me all the time. But he's just joking all the time, so don't get worried x)

 

Your Spanish is worse than your English.

 

Dude, don't spoil everything that I say. I know you said "I don't like polygamous bas_tards".

 

Wow, your twat brain's one cell is actually processing something.

 

At least it can process, unlike some others.
Τι εγινε μαλάκα το εφαγες ωραια το φυστικι σου? Σου αρεσε? Τωρα σκασε και αμα θες μεταφρασε το και δες την πουτσα που εφαγες