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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Xaale, Nov 18, 2009.

  1. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    My 52 year old mom told me she's leaving to go to a bible study. Then I log on her email and it turns out she's having sex with someone. Then I remember there have been break ins and robberies in my neighborhood. Including the landlord's car being broken into.

    Yay irresponsible parents. This happened last night too but that was apparently a "counseling hotline"

    What will she come up with next
     
  2. Jayn

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    Run away, please. Run away to live with whichever member you trust the most and whoever's closest to you. ;__; Better yet, let them kidnap you so you don't risk getting hurt. No, you know what, I'm on my way.
     
  3. NarutoSuperKubii Chaser

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    This is un spoken of.
     
  4. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    She's having sex in a bible study?

     
  5. Always Dance Chaser

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  6. Misty gimme kiss

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    Yeah, my mom always "goes out" and doesn't come back after an hour or two. She usually just says she's going to "hang out" with her boyfriend, haha.
     
  7. Spaze Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Your mom's old. :v
     
  8. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Xaale should come and live with me. :lolface:
     
  9. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Her father says otherwise. Maybe if you actually visited me. >:
     
  10. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    :D a .
     
  11. Jayn

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    ;_; I think we should all live together in a big house in a pretty place.
     
  12. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    FFFFFFUUUUUUU- Sorry Uncle John.


    You have this all planned out don't you? :lolface:
     
  13. Jayn

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    Yes, all that's left now are those damned goats.
     
  14. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I'm sorry miss, we were just planning to cross a bridge. Nothing of importance. What was it that you wish for us?
     
  15. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    And I get to tend the rabbits, George?
     
  16. Misty gimme kiss

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    Hahaha I hate that book.
     
  17. Sumi suicidé

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    Xandyyyyyy [hugs tight]
    You need to come live with me. Dead ****ing serious. Your mum seriously has issues.
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