So I've had an irrational fear of Slenderman for a while.

And up until now the only thing that gave me a shred of comfort was his obvious origins on the SomethingAwful forums. But last night I randomly asked my dad if he heard of him...and he had. He said he heard stories about him in high school. In the eighties. Exactly as he's described now. Oh, and he said he saw him one time. In the town where I live.

Now I'm fuсking terrified. Didn't sleep last night.

 

Is it bad that I read "Slenderman" as "Spiderman"?

 

Yes. Spiderman does not haunt minds or murder people.

 

Sigh


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