So I've been having a series of interesting dreams lately.

First of all, they were all based on movies/books. Allow me to share some.

So, it was fall at Hogwarts. I was, of course, Harry Potter, and all of my friends (Harry, ron, Hermione, CEDRIC, etc.) were there with me in Gryffindor Common Room (??). There is a secret passage from the Gryffindor Common Room to the school grounds, and my and my friends were worried aboutit. We were afraid Voldemort would get in. So, I was chosen to walk down the passage to see what was there. Turns out, Voldemort is alive and well, and his house is right next to Hogwarts.

Next, it was winter in the small village built on the Himalayas. I was an unnamed vigilante, and I went around assasinating people that were criminals. This occured for a while, but, to my dismay, it was all vaguely like a comic book. Next, the scene changed, no longer like a comic book, and a masked blond man was talking in a cave with a band of Yetis. Nite Owl, the Comdeian, Silver Spectre, and Dr. Manhatten stormed into the clearing and threatened to kill the masked blond man, and his yeti gang. He conned his way out of it, and the superheroes all decided to give him a cooler mask and name him Rorschach.

In the most recent dream, we were taking a field trip to see the movie Nine in a theatre that's about an hour away from my school. I had to drive the school bus, even though I don't have a license yet. That was fun, I did pretty well, but when we got there, the scene changed. Now, I was at home, and some of my friends wanted to see Nine with me. I didn't have enough money to go, so they all sent me some. My mom told me to send it all back, but of course I didn't, and went to see the movie anyway. The friends who had sent me the money were not actually the friends I went to see the movie with. Now, once the movie started in the very odd purple theatre, the scene changed yet again. Now I was Nine, and I had the voice of Elijah wood. I had solved a puzzle that a really old and wise sacky-thingy had made, but the leader of our group of scaky-thingys didn't care, and that made me sad.

Then I woke up.

 

May I be the first to say - WTF is up with your sub-conciousness?!

 

This made me lol so many times. Voldemort lives right next to Harry LOL, Rorschach talks to Yetis? LOL. This cracked me up. Thanks.

 

Interesting...
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And how do you feel about this?

 

Well, when my dad wakes up I'm begging him to take me to see Nine, and I'm suddenly obsessed with the Devil Wears Prada song, Dez Moines. This really only proves my madness.

 

Uhm.
The flow and Q&A was going rather well until this obvious question cropped up.

You, sir, are a bad therapist. Go and sit in the corner and think about what you have done.

 

I had a dream like that once, except I lost control of the bus and we crashed.

 

Conclusion:

Live under a rock for about seven weeks.

 

Basically, do what the vast majority of the forum do?

 

I have a nice little cave with internet connection though.

 

Not all of us are posh, hunny.

 

finally some one i can relate to what did u do the day before your dreams

 

I know, I know, but you can always borrow it from me if you want.

 

In my dreams, I never talk. I only communicate with thoughts and facial expressions. While everyone else can Dx

 

I see.
What you're going to have to do is surround yourself with pink, padded walls and keep a stuffed bunny with you at all times.