...a ninja riding a panda bear isn't enough to vanquish the mighty Cthulu, but a clown wielding a blowtorch is. And the Yeti eats bras. Just sayin'. I love this game.
Your imagination is smalltime. I put a tophat on a bear, then rode it wearing a suit, a monocle, and I had a rifle. I then put God in a mech and we went to battle against Einstein riding a T-Rex with laser guns attached to it's head.
Summon either Shoggoth, Death, Blob, or a Ghost. God is dead. Or just put God in a lake and dump 2 toasters in it to shock him.