So I went on Omegle today for the first time in months...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: martiin?
You: yeah?
You: omg
Stranger: heyy
You: yoooo
You: what's up?
Stranger: texting thomas u?
You: really?
You: me 2
Stranger: coool
You: ask him if im texting him
Stranger: k
Stranger: this isnt martin!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


...How can anyone be this dense? I really, really wanna know.