So I was innocently sitting on my computer at 1:30AM

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  1. Misty gimme kiss

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    and then all of a sudden I hear whispering. I guess that I'm just hearing things and go back to what I was doing.

    More whispering. And not the sort of whispering where you're lowering your voice enough, the kind where it's very broken up and scary.

    All of a sudden I make out "... go to sleep."

    And there's my mom, standing in the doorway, unaware that I just about pissed myself.
     
  2. JellyBeing ALL. THE. BUTTS.

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    It would have been ten times funnier if you had pissed yourself.
     
  3. Zeonark Kingdom Keeper

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    She must've thought she saw porn.
     
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  5. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    No one with innocent intentions ever stays up that late.
     
  6. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Its been settled. Misty is related to ninjas and should therefore be feared.
     
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    I never knew the time zones were only minutes apart
     
  9. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    This only ever happened to Fayth.
     
  10. Inasuma chillin

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    Oh wow. I thought this was going to be a reference to Paranormal Activity. XD
     
  11. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    what kind of guy names himself Misty?
     
  12. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    A very very homosexual one
     
  13. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Hay guise, so liek i wuz thinking about geting a naem cheange..

    FUK U U DUM PREP.
     
  14. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    The result of Game Freak's next Kanto remake.
     
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    What kind of guy names himself Sora?
     
  16. Always Dance Chaser

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    AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUTa
     
  17. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIEa
     
  18. Always Dance Chaser

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    but...
    WHO WAS PHONE?