So I listen to the news on the radio in the morning

Some girl made out with her boyfriend so hard his eardrums burst xD

 

How is that even possible?

 

She was sucking his eardums.

 

While making out with him? It must be interesting to have two mouths.

 

.....
You're not that experienced in makiing out huh?

 

Actually I believe it was mouth on mouth. Or so they said on the radio xD

 

That must've been some mind-blowing stuff they were doing.


:B|:

 

Actually, it was more of the fact that the general implication of the story was that it was mouth to mouth, hence why it's funny that his eardrums popped.

 

OK then, if it was mouth to mouth.

 

Wow...

did she charge into him on a super sonic jet or something?

 

Well, the ears, nose, and throat are connected. It kinda makes sense.

 

So Rogue from X-men is a real person after all?

 

So this is what you remember from listening to the news in the morning.

*Takes note.*