So I just went swimming at a public swimming ool.

[I don't like p in my pool. Anyway,] I sort of embarrassed myself. I swim with my eyes closed, 'kay? And I was swimming underwater doing the frog stroke. I bumped into some girl who promptly jumped backward in "Pervert!" mode. I said I was sorry and she understood that. But I couldn't explain myself because of the language difference! Gah! Sorry fellow American men, three specific Dutch girls are no longer datable for you.

 

Give me some time underwater with them.

I'll change that.

 

I might get banned for the split second a breast is shown. Oh dear.