Sho Minamimoto here

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out. He says to them, "Go and multiply."

    Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes.

    "What's the problem?" asks Noah.

    "Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes.

    Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again and there are a lot of little snakes, everybody is happy.

    Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?"

    "Certainly", say the snakes,
    "We're adders, and we need logs to multiply."
     
  2. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    LOL

    Explain it to me?
     
  3. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Do your math homework.
     
  4. Inasuma chillin

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    Oh wow. I actually get it; I need professional help now. xD
     
  5. Toshi Banned

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    Damn! I'm sure that if I knew the english terms well, I'd get the joke.
     
  6. ronnoc55 Destiny Islands Resident

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  7. Hayabusa Venomous

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    I got it...not much reaction though.
     
  8. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    What did one math book say to the other?

    Don't bother me!
    I've got my own problems!
     
  9. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    That didn't make me laugh, it made me go awwwww
     
  10. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    I understood it and I suck at math. :'D
     
  11. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Sho, tell us the one about the horse and the bar ;D
     
  12. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Big party; every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking
    this evening.
    In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely
    one there's a small group of exponential functions, and 2^x within them
    turns to see e^x on it's corner.
    "Hey, e^x, come on, integrate yourself," said 2^x pointing to the group.
    "What for?" whispers e^x "It makes no difference."
     
  13. Toshi Banned

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    I know this joke in another version! cool.
     
  14. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Nothings cooler then a couple of dimensional corner problems.
    Anyone who denies most likely flunked school and is on the hobo sucking penise fur muneh.
     
  15. Toshi Banned

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    Wait, I'll find it.
    Here:
    http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=63398
     
  16. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    I get it.But it didn't make me laugh...More like
    Ohhhhh
    >:3
     
  17. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Someone needs help... Seriously... Even Im not this bad yet, and I finished TWEWY in like three days...
     
  18. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Honothon Jile...
     
  19. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    brb, killing myself because I got the joke.