The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out. He says to them, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. "What's the problem?" asks Noah. "Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again and there are a lot of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?" "Certainly", say the snakes, Spoiler "We're adders, and we need logs to multiply."
Big party; every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking this evening. In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely one there's a small group of exponential functions, and 2^x within them turns to see e^x on it's corner. "Hey, e^x, come on, integrate yourself," said 2^x pointing to the group. "What for?" whispers e^x "It makes no difference."
Nothings cooler then a couple of dimensional corner problems. Anyone who denies most likely flunked school and is on the hobo sucking penise fur muneh.
Someone needs help... Seriously... Even Im not this bad yet, and I finished TWEWY in like three days...