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  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Ok, so, I just got back from church camp yesterday and my dad's ex-girlfriend let me borrow her camera. And, apparently it got stolen.

    She's here now and asked for it. What do I tell her?
     
  2. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    dont lie about it, because you just got back from church camp
     
  3. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    More importantly, what are you doing on a computer and why are you asking us.

    But seriously, I have no idea. I'd come forward and tell her, but if you're asking us there's probably a problem there.
     
  4. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Buy her a new one.
     
  5. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Jesus Christ, now she's calling my father about it...
     
  6. Nanaki Broken in six places

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    Wait, why? o.O;
     
  7. Johnny Bravo Chaser

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    tell her what happened and go buy her a new one, not that hard
     
  8. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Oh btw, she's already found out by now.
     
  9. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Haha.You're in deep shit.
     
  10. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    That helps.
     
  11. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Tell her the truth. Because honesty is the best policy.











    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.












    No really, tell her the truth.
     
  12. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    I didn't know shit could get stolen at church camp.
     
  13. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Did you even use it while you were there?

    ...this.

    Also, when I was at camp a few weeks ago I lost my camera in the woods. But me and my friend commandeered a golf cart to go search for it and were successful. I also found a pair of socks that I lost along with it.
     
  14. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    I actually did.
     
  15. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    And yet you wait until now to formulate a story. If you knew it was stolen you should have stolen someone else's and upon giving it to your dad's ex you could be like "Oh, must have got it mixed up with -insert ****** here-'s camera." Preferably a superior camera to make up for her original being GONE FOREVER.
     
  16. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Naw, but it's memory card has pictures of her baby son who was born even though she wasn't married and got her tubes tied.
     
  17. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    lolwtf .
     
  18. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    How many kinds of boned are you?
     
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