ok i ave school tomorrow like everyone else BUT i really dont feel like deeling with it so i want surefire answers to get me out of school PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I AM TOO LAZY TO GO TOMORROW
Call in with **** blindness. You can't see your ass going to school. My friend's mom gave me that piece of advice when I didn't want to go to work.
Just pull the whole "I'm sick" thing. Although you usually have to plan ahead, start mentioning to your parents the night before you feel a bit queasy, but if it's late there I guess you can't do that. If your parents are light sleepers, go into the bathroom around 3:00AM, and bring something to do with you (books usually work well), and just sit in there for 45 minutes or so. My mom usually hears me and wakes up, I say I'm not feeling so well, she asks if there's anything she can do, etc. Go back to sleep and when your alarm goes off, get up, get dressed, etc. Don't do your hair or anything, and leave your clothes a bit disheveled. Rub your forehead a bit to make it warmer, and put some water on your face. If your parents are gullible they'll ask you if you want to stay home. Hem and haw a bit, if they don't seem convinced, go to school. If they're falling for it, say something like I dunno, maybe, lay down for a bit, and my mom usually comes and tucks me into my bed and tells me to stay home at this point. if you end up having to go to school, it's usually pretty easy to fake out the Nurse. Sometimes I just tell her I have my period and she lets me call my mom, but if you're a guy that won't work. If they put that silly thermometer in your mouth, just put it under your tongue and breath on it. Should bring your temp. up a bit. Mention you weren't feeling well before and they'll probably let you go home. ... I've had a lot of practice.
My mom started to catch onto how frequently I pulled that in elementary school, so I had to develop other methods. :B I'm not even sure why I ditched school so much, especially in 3rd grade. xD
dude, i was too big of a goody too shoes in elementary, and i thought i would get the paddle if i tried. I was too scared to try with my mom, but now that it is just dad he is always very easy to fool.
In jr. high, it was just me and my mom and sis. Sis would go to her babysitter's and my mom would go to work before I even woke up. They got home after me, so I could just pretend I went to school and they would never know. Then when my mom started working less in high school, I could occasionally pull off the "I'm sick" easily, or fake it pretty well if the need arose. Otherwise, I'd just go to my neighbors, wait for my mom to leave for work, then go back home and sleep. Set my alarm for half an hour before she got home, went to my neighbors again and just went home when school was supposed to let out. Then eventually I just started staying at my neighbor's. Then when I could drive, that just made it a whole lot easier.
I have a feeling my dad would be equally easy to attempt that on, but when he still lived with me I only saw him for a couple of hours in the nighttime. d: My mom was pretty tough too and I was pretty intimidated to try at first, but I learned how to work her eventually. ;D Ferris Bueller was a big inspiration.
First time I officially skipped school without faking sick was in fourth grade. My mom asked why we have school on Veteran's day and I said we didn't, although we did. We drove by the school that day and when she asked why the parking lot was full, I said they were taking advantage of the day off for a meeting.
Alternatively guys, you could all go to school and actually put some goddamn effort into your education, get good grades, go to Uni, get a kickass job and earn lots of money. Bring a gun to school and kill everyone.
