Rules of the Game

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jube, Apr 26, 2009.

  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    If you think about The Game, you Lose The Game.
    You just lost The Game.
    When one claims that they have Won The Game, they actually think of The Game, in turn making them lose The Game.
    Whenever you Win The Game, you automatically Lose The Game. (see above)
    You cannot say, "I meant to Lose." No one EVER intends to Lose The Game.
    Upon Losing The Game, one must announce to humanity that they have, in fact, Lost The Game.
    If you are asked about The Game, you MUST explain The Rules of The Game.
    There is no such thing as a winning streak in The Game.
    Once informed of The Rules of The Game, you cannot stop playing The Game.
    Destroying the Death Star will not make the game go away.
    Wearing your hair in a style like your favorite manga hero will not make the game go away, no matter how ridiculous the hairstyle.
    The only escape other than alzheimers or amnesia that has been hypothesized is death, however no conclusion has been found as no one has come back to tell the tale. Experimenting on whether or not dying causes one to completely Lose the Game is not advisable as death seems to be permanent. Another way to escape the Game is to have multiple personalities, and whenever one thinks of The Game, use one of the others.
    The appropriate response to being told you've lost the game is "SON OF A *****! I'VE LOST THE GAME!"
    Reading this article results in immediate Loss of The Game.
    Thus whoever is the last person in the entire world to read this article, or has passed away without doing so is a winner of the game. This provides a significant catch to people who have never been paid for their suffering or were losers, when all humanity is gathered they can say they WON THE GAME, that everyone was playing. See everybody wins, even if you don't know it. Which is the purpose of the game and why it was created.
    That person will have lost the ultimate game, life (refer to previous rule)


    So Stop stating that someone has lost the game, because you yourself has also lost the game, and so have I.

    We done? Cool, next meme.
     
  2. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Part two of the ultimately fappable sig.
     
  3. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    (lost the game)

    But you're not supposed to know when you're winning. And one of the greatest points of it is to have a lot of people lose it at the same time.
     
  4. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I lost the Game. Every post in this thread that does not mention the Game is doing it wrong, RENEGADE.
     
  5. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    Hey how are you doing? (:
     
  6. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Victory, thy names be Complex, C-Money and Killa Kam.
     
  7. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    Every meme in existence because every one will eventually be posted on KHV by some idiot that doesn't know what they're doing.
     
  8. mokeyman q Traverse Town Homebody

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    If you're reading this, you just lost the game.

    I did too.

    :)
     
  9. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    You're trying to make people lose the game in a thread titled "Rules of the game", an OP about the game and a full conversation up to this point about the game.
     
  10. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    SOOoOOoOooo...

    whats The Game called? Oh yeah, if I press up up down down left right left right a b do I get 30 lives?