Revenge

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this:


She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome:


He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

 

Doesn't this contradict the previous statement or do they lose their virginity after the aforementioned?

 

They lose their virginity as you said

 

I was just thinking that.

I don't think the contrdiction was intended; the person who posted this (who Toshi copied and pasted this from) Just has bad grammer/sentence structure. ​

 

You got a problem with my copy-paste?

 

I didn't state I had a problem with you,
I stated that the author of this content lacks in the grammer department, is all. ​

 

If you have a problem with copy-paste, we can solve it one way or another.

 

Once again she did not state she had a problem with anything. Learn to read, comprehend and then reply, before trying to cause a shitstorm on yourself.​

 

I'm going to go cancel my trip to Spain now.

 

I love those. :'D

 

Bring it.
>:3 ​

 

Yeah, yeah.

So you do have a problem?

No dude. It's awesome. My school went a trip to Barcelona for 7 days and it was fantastic. They stayed at a hotel named "Calella Pallace". I have its phone number if you want.

 

Good thing I still have the tickets, then.

 

You ain't going alone?

 

For relatives and such.

Only if you hide in my briefcase.

 

You can fit in his pocket. Unless you're a very big cherry.

 

With his socks and underpants?

 

She is a strange girl.

Do not confront her obsession. ​

 

They're gonna check it. Once my cousin was going to England and he had in his bags a tureen with some soup. In the airport while they were checking his bags, like they normally do, they saw the tureen and opened it to see what it had inside :P The only thing they didn't do was eat some soup xD