Remember kids, just because you hold a high rank in karate

Doesn't mean teaching 3 year olds will be easy. In fact, it's ****ing impossible.

Remember that "You need to do something 5000 times before you really have it down" crap? Yeah, try 10,000.

I'm a little angry, shhh. lol

 

The moral of this story is to always beat your children.

 

Are you an instructor?

I just recently started teaching, and i got stuck with all the little kids. They're funny, sure, but they just have no idea what they're doing.

 

That's, um, why you are there?

 

Being fourteen, i can't get a real job and teaching is a pretty easy way to get money. Some effort required, sure, but not much.

 

YOU SAW RIGHT THROUGH ME NOOOOOOOOOO...oo

I'm an instructor yes. I'm not officially one, I'm an instructor-in-the-making. Technically you have to be a black to teach, I'm 3 away from that.

Contrary to getting money, I actually get nothing for it. I have to put up with poop, snot, piss, whining and bathroom breaks for FUN... That's why often time I run to the upper belts--they're much easier to teach.

 

Fun stuff. My karate teacher pays quite handsomely for my services. >D

 

Oh Lol at Bunterx, i totally read your post wrong. I thought you said why are you there. Yeah, i guess, but for the techniques and things required to get your next belt each kid only gets 1 lesson a week and they never practice during the week so we have to go over the same thing again and again and again.

 

Are you assistant to the sensai?