Clown: Once year we throw a party here in town! Me: Really? Where at? Clown: Once a year we turn all Paris upside down! Me: How? Clown: Every man’s a king and every king’s a clown! Me: How the **** does that work out? Clown: Once again it's Topsy Turvy day! Me: ... *shoots* Clown: *dies* Me: ......Just in case... *shoots again* Clown: *dead* Me: Good... Clown: *undead, zombie-like* It's Topsy Turvy Day!!!! *Twitch* Me: ...Holy shitz. Clown: *noms brains* Me: *dead* *few seconds later* *undead* Well then...Thank goodness for Topsy Turvy Day... Zero to hero!!! Huh? When did this turn to Hercules? Herc: Come with me if you want to live, for I am a Hero! Me: *blink blink* Herc: Well? Me: No thanks, Nancy boy Herc: Huh? Me: By the way, I can see up your skirt...you must be really cold… *walks away to another world* Where am I now? Poca: Weeee! Me: Ah...I see now Poca: Stop!!! Me: What!? *stops* Poca: *points to ant* You were going kill him! Me: ...You're shitting me right? Poca: *pick up ant and does some weird protecting the ant thing* Me: ...yeah this place ain't fer me *sighs* New World *changes* Me: Hm? *looks around* *gets run over by magic carpet* Al: Outta the way! Me: Owie... Abu: Oooo Me: Well aren't you cute... Abu: *steals all my munny* Me: Son of a *****... *gets up* ... *finds lamp* Oh goody... *rubs* Genie: *comes out* That mother ****er!!! Me: Um....hi? Genie: *looks at me* Who the **** is dis *****? Me: ...excuse me? Genie: Ya got too much wax in 'em sick ass dirty ears or some ****? Me: Wow...you know what, just give me my 3 wishes already Genie: I ain't gotta give you ****, hoe! Me: ...**** it...I'm out... *leaves* NW Me: ... *starts drowning* Mwahwmamaba~! Arial: Look! *swims to me, goes to the surface* Me: Thanks Arial: What do you think it is? *points at me* Me: Huh? Flounder: I don't know but it sure is freaky looking Me: …I wouldn’t be talking, buddy...I should eat you fer lunch... Arial: Let's put it with all my other treasures! *drags me down* Me: He- ! *dragged down, drowning* Arial: *locks me in a cage* There! Let's go tell Kissass! *swims away* Me: *almost dies* NW Me: *coughing* Finally! *breathes* Simba: *ROAR* Me: O_O Oh gawd... *turn around to see rabies, killer, man-eating, hungry Simba* Simba: *twitch, attacks* Me: *shuts eyes* Get me the hell out of here!!! NW just as Simba was about to get me Me: *screaming my head off* *looks* Phew.... Belle: Are you okay? Me: Fine... Belle: How would you like to join us for dinner? Me: Um...yeah sure Belle: Wonderful ^^ My husband will be trilled *At the castle* Any ideas for me?
