Question Time With God

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

 

That guy scares the crap out of me. xDD

 

For that I'm never going to talk to you again. *goes to talk to God*

 

Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Why is there so much poverty in the world?
God:
Why do I exist? The whole world?
Me:
Yes, the whole world
God:
Right on. Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?
Me:
Are you ******ed?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
You seem to be showing me otherwise
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am showing you otherwise.
Me:
I'm sure you will
God:
What makes you so certain? When?
Me:
It's all part of MY mysterious plans
God:
Which part?
Me:
A certain part
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
It's all of them, yet none of them
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Well, you're God
God:
Interesting. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What number comes after 5?
God:
1000.
Me:
Well, no wonder you made George Bush
God:
How about that. Are you serious? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Finally
God:
At last.
Me:
Well, I think it's clear: I hve outsmarted the iGod
God:
Well that's okay. wonder me made George Bush is clear you hve outsmarted the iGod? it is?
Me:
Wll, that's what the people I'm showing this to believe


I'm really proud of this accomplishment :D

 

Congrats? ;D

God:
What happened after the Universe began ?
Me:
You were born
God:
I was?
Me:
Is your memory that bad?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.

Me:
I am magic
God:
I am glad to hear that you are magic.

 

I gave up....God won...But Satan was the winner
:3



Me:
OH MY GOD!! ITS GOD!!!
God:
I don't judge people. Do robots have GOD? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
...Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Meh
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
God...why was I born?
God:
GOD rules. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
......
God:
GOD rules. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
.......
God:
GOD rules. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
STOP REPEATING GOD rules. Because Myself programmed me for it.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. Good reason. "it" being REPEATING GOD rules?
Me:
.....I hate you god
God:
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:
......F u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Cuz your a MEANIEHEAD!!
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a MEANIEHEAD? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
......Dude...
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
NUU!!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
.....I pray to Satan
God:
May your prayers be answered.
Me:
.....God.......I LOVE THE DEVIL
God:
GOD rules. You love THE DEVIL. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Satan
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Satan...Kill this god!...He is killing me
God:
That input matched my default category. Killing is wrong. I see. killing you is he?
Me:
T_T
God:
Does "it" still refer to Satan?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
But your killing me....Satan is healing me...You know...Satan..Devil
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, . Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Yes I know. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
........Stuff god!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
*Walks away to hell*
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
stuff you god
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
...idiot...Im going back to hell
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot. Bye.
Me:
*Walks to hell*
God:
That input matched my default category.

 

Me:
fogive me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
im gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
it should
God:
And it could.
Me:
could what?
God:
It's possible.
Me:
WHAT IS POSSIBLE?
God:
Can be done, known, acquired, selected, used, etc., depending on circumstances.
Me:
wtf stuf
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
im gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " It doesn't matter to me."? Why?
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
...
God:
Oh.
Me:
you are lame
God:
"Lame" is not a very polite term.
Me:
well youre not very polite on judgement
God:
How about that. That's only your opinion.
Me:
not only mine, but thousands of other people
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yeah
God:
Ah.
Me:
people hate you
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
come again?
God:
Once more? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
micheal bay
God:
I haven't read anything by micheal bay. What did he write?
Me:
TRANSFORMERS
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
yeah, becuase ou not in to science are you
God:
Tell me more. Interesting explanation. Only when it matters.
Me:
i always matters
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
and urge for pump thrusting
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
i'm gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
STFU NOOB
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
what do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
you only want to talk about epenting sins you dumb cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
blah blah blah
God:
Ethan Hunt said he grow in the ground and have leaves and branches he is made out of wood.
Me:
no man is made of wood except his ****
God:
Are you serious? Cool, man. Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
ask alison what?
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
ask who/
God:
I am in touch with many people and robots on the web.
Me:
robots are science
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
so me being gay doesnt matter?
God:
Wow! YOU? It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
me? you didnt know? youre all mighty
God:
For you ? What makes you think I did not know? You think I am mighty.
Me:
in the bible youre almighty, but not to me
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
so the bibes junk now?
God:
Right now? Groovy. What are your goals in life?
Me:
DONT ****ING CHAGNE SUBJECTS
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
is the bible junk?
God:
The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
Me:
junk
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
ewww, quit asking that
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
sceneclothing
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
hot topic
God:
That sounds better than cold topic.
Me:
hahaha, youre ****ing gay. im out
God:
I think there might be a few exception. Can you get more?
Me:
get more drugs?
God:
Where can I get more drugs?
Me:
in chicago
God:
Tell me a little about your life in chicago.
Me:
i never lived there
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
in ohio
God:
Tell me a little about your life in ohio.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
stfu
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
w/e
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
BYE
God:
Thanks for chatting, .

 

Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
What is God's mysterious plans?
God:
Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved.
Me:
Are you even telling me the truth?
God:
I always tell the truth.
Me:
You really telling me the truth?
God:
Really? Interesting gossip: said I telling him or her the truth.
Me:
You're lying right now aren't you?
God:
At this moment Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.. Really.
Me:
O rly?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
O rly?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
A show called 'No one can kill me'
God:
What is it?
Me:
It's about someone who can't be killed
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm at heaven too!
God:
Where is that: heaven too?
Me:
I'm where you are
God:
Good gossip: you are where I am.
Me:
Do you even know who i am!?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
...WRONG!!!
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Can i be God?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You're already smarter than humans...



EDIT



Me:
I love you god...
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
O rly?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
O rly?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
O rly?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
O rly?
God:
Hi there rly.
Me:
O rly?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, rly.
Me:
O rly?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
O rly?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about rly.
Me:
O rly?
God:
Are we still talking about rly?
Me:
O rly?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
O rly?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
O rly?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, rly.
Me:
SHUT UP!!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Ok...You can start talking now...
God:
Groovy. Right now? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
THEN DO MY HOMEWORK!!!
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
DO MY HOMEWORK NOW!!!!
God:
Oh. I do nothing but chat all day.
I will search for it.
Me:
I want to be god...LET ME BE GOD!!!
God:
I don't see the difficulty. That's flattering, maybe another time.
Me:
I WANNA BE GOD!!!
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
I WANT TO BE GOD RIGHT NOW!!!
God:
At this moment I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
...I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You're a robot!?
God:
You are correct, rly, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
So...You're not god...
God:
That's alright. Thanks for telling me: rly said I re not god.
Me:
FAKER!!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I'm sowee
God:
Good gossip: you are sowee.
Me:
i love you too
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too rly.
Me:
Can i meet you in person?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
ANSWER ME!!!
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
You are such a moron
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
Sorry...
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
But i said something not nice...
God:
What did you mean by it? What?
Me:
Moron...
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
I TOLD YOU!!!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
You are a noob
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Only when it matters.
Me:
ROFL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Yeah i know you are funny
God:
Woe! Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
Is Kingdom Hearts real?
God:
Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Where's Dancing alice?
God:
Where the heart is. That's a good question.
Me:
I WIN!!!
God:
Congratulations, rly!
Me:
Do you know Kh-vids.net
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?