Previously on Epic KHV Dream...

Our heroes battled and werepires with their former adversaries. In the end, What? and KS fused to become Andrew Jackson and killed them with their lightning vision. Our heroes now stand at the gate of spdude's castle, ready to fight for the fate of the site as we know it.

"AJ, if we don't get out of this alive, I want you to know that want to die by your side."
"Victoria, I promise you that neither of us will die. Now let's get in there and meet the mysterious master of mystery!"

This time around What? looked like Han Solo mixed with Justin Beiber, no idea why. Everyone else looked the same.

So we were standing in front of the castle when a bunch of Heartless, Unversed, and Nobodies popped up. Sofie got her sword out and Victoria somehow turned into the Incredible She-Hulk. She still had laser vision. Clear summoned Wolfie and Fayt to our side and they fought back to back to back while I rode atop Victoria's shoulder and used mirrors to help aim her laser vision. What? simply badassed them to death. Once they were gone I slipped through the gate and opened it from the inside, allowing the party access into the castle.

Interestingly enough, the castle was laid out using a non-euclidean geometry, which made splitting up rather difficult. The original split-up was Victoria and I, What? and Clear, Wolfie and Fayt, and Sofie on her own on account of her huge sword. By the time we got to spdude's quarters, the split up was Wolfie and I, What? and Victoria, Fayt and Sofie, and Clear on her own. I was killed and Phoenix Downed several times when I almost kissed Wolfie thinking she was Victoria. Ouch. I hate navigating through non-euclidean rooms. It screwed with my head. Wolfie's eyes are no where near as beautiful as Victoria's. I should have known that it wasn't Victoria but it was dark and neither of us were talking so it's not like I could tell.

Battered and bruised, we went into spdude's room to find a kindly old man who healed us and gave me protection from Wolfie, who was still angry about my mistake. He revealed that he was Deathspank, come to distribute his kingdom to the Chosen One. That's when spdude showed up and sent us all to the dungeon of the castle. The couples (W/F and KS/V) got our own cells while What?, Sofie, and Clear were placed in one cell together. Spdude must have known that we'd want to say our goodbyes in private.

The dungeon was cold and and night was long. Our dungeon had only one bed so Victoria and I had to sleep together. I won't forget when she tearfully embraced me and said, "AJ, I don't want to die." I consoled her and and told her it would be all right and that I had a plan, which I really didn't. So it isn't asked, yes, I did give her the time.

The next day we were taken to the courtyard for our execution. The other members were there and looked at all of us with the red blood of murder in their eyes. Victoria and I were the first to die and were set to be executed simultaneously via beheading. I did have a plan at this point. As the cold, sharp axe blade touched my throat for the final aim, What? badass-ported in between Victoria and I and killed the executioners with knives that he had hidden in his inside sleeve pockets. He then got the party of the deformed castle from which we fled back toward the church. Interestingly enough, Deathspank was there to explain the prophecy that he had set in motion by putting the stealing of my ramen into Wolfie and Fayt's heads. And that's when I woke up.

Cliffhanger dream ftw.

 

KH-V Royale anyone? Did I spell it right? Meh.

 

Forever a cliffhanger, lol.

 

To be honest, I think I'm dreaming the plot to a vague RPG. Anyone recognize anything that'll stand out as a particular RPG?

 

It's generic and sucks?

 

Hmmm...must be a Final Fantasy RPG then.

 

Your dreaming a bad fanfic of Scooby Doo with replaced characters and your imaginary friends bearing the name of other people, those you know and those you do not.

 

who the **** is AJ and Victoria?

 

Victoria and Sofie are not imaginary. I should know because I kissed Victoria and hugged Sofie. They're also both Facebook friends of mine. And everyone acted as they do on KHV/IRL. Besides, I have no imaginary friends. Isn't that right Jeff?

@finalform32: AJ is me and Victoria is my girlfriend.

 

Shut the **** up please.

 

Okay, as I imagined they would in those situations. I didn't enjoy it any more than you did you know!

 

I totally had a straight face till wolfie said this xD

 

You don't get it. You aren't dreaming about these people, your dreaming about creations of your own imagination bearing the names of people you either know in real life or have seen posts of on KHV. What makes it bad is that your consciously manipulating these puppets of your imagination that bear the names of KHV members in incorrect methods which offend people.

 

See my previous post.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:​

 

Okay, here's how I think it went down. Yes, Fayt walked through the wall.

 

Please. Develop insomnia and never sleep again.

 

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