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I like that one. XD

 

I want to try, anyway...does anybody have the phone number for Satan?

 

Darky does.

 

^_^ Sure thing. It's 1-800-666-IAMSATAN.

 

...I should totally call that number. xD

 

It's only fair to warn you: THe prank calls that follow will torment you and make you want to hide in a kangaroo's belly....but the kangaroo will never come (Satan has caller ID).

 

^ Lol XD

 

I'll have to call him from a pay phone, then...in a quiet crossroad in a dark city, under the only lit streetlamp for miles. That way it'll give out the whole overdramatic-crap vibe.

 

Um, hello? THis is SATAN we're talking about? You know, the guy who invented DeathSpank. He'll find a way to trace the call.

 

....
Oh jeez.
Well in your will, can me and Orion raid your RO account? :D

 

Of course, dear. xD

Not if I threaten him with pictures of Britany Spears naked!

 

I used to say that to my friends when they tried acting G and strolling on a fire drill in 5th grade xD