Pass the Mic

Saw this on a show one night. Basically, tell a joke(only ONE) when you have the microphone. When you're done, pass the mic. DO NOT HOG IT. So I'll start off.

One day when I was babysitting for a friend of mine, I was sitting in the park on one of those, y'know, rocking things that go back and forth. ANyway this one was I was on had two seats, front and back. I was sitting in the front. Then suddenly out of nowhere, a cop approached me. He had his handcuffs out and I just had a whole OMG moment until he said, "Hey, mind if I, 'join' you? *wink wink*"

*passes mic*